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Obama asked a blonde, brunette and a redhead how much it would cost to have sex with them

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Obama asked a blonde, brunette and a redhead how much it would cost to have sex with them,
the blonde replied $200
the brunette replied $100
the redhead replied Mr. President, if you can get my skirt as high as taxes, my panties as low as wages, your dick as hard as times, and keep it up like gas prices then it wont cost you a fucking cent
You know, as an out-sider looking in? I don't want to laugh, but.....
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
LMFAO good one.
Great high brow, current events joke.