01 Yes, a lot of people would call me a bad person. But define bad. I am fifty-two, a straight female with a broad range of fantasies and strategies to make those fantasies become realities. This is the first time I've put them down in writing, I'm sure there will be more but let's start with a boy called David. When I first met David he was just your average teenager, he lived next door with his very nice but quite annoy...