I wanted to give my girlfriend a night she would never forget. I gave her a call one day with my plan.  "Hey babe what's up?" she asked. "Are you in the room with anyone else?" "No I'm just in the cellar, why?" "Listen very carefully and do not speak unless I ask you a question. When you do speak you must refer to me as sir." "...Yes sir," I could hear she was already slightly aroused. She knew I had something planned. "T...