So, he replied in a soft tone of voice "If Linda does not return my spectacles, I will not be able to see her delectableness".
Not knowing, or even caring if that is a real word........
Te11tale took pen in hand and wrote the following: "I, Te11tale, agree to the terms set forth in the official ruling of how to play this game. Therefore, if any other shall try to go over and above such officials rules, I have the power to evict them from this game".
He then set his name in ink on the line and yelled out for all to hear............
Or just ask Sugarbaby or Jacob who will tell you......it's so easy a Caveman can do it.
With the refresher on how to play the game, the hope is now....
Which led me to pull Trinket's hair and tackle her, and then...reminding her that you finish the sentance and then begin a new one so that tje next person could finish it and then begin a new one so that the next person could finish it and then begin a new one so that.....you get the idea.
It sounds confusing, but it is so easy.......
But then out of nowhere.... A pink unicorn flew into her yard.
Singing "It's a Hard-Knocks Life for us. It's a Hard-knocks Life for Us" will usually result in.........
And it stuck in his head, but at least it's a good song. So then Jacob said...thank you for the awesome song choice.
The song would be stuck in his head.......
And then she said "Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang"...the ear-worm that has plagued her ever since her young childhood.
If only a new song with a catchy hook would enter......
Because she is allergic to chocolate, so she broke out in hives and looked like a...pig-nosed platypus.
All was not lost, however, as the rescue team raced in with a large bottle of......
How does a story get a "Recommended Read" button attached to it? Especially if its a new story, just posted?
Because now this "Phillip" is one happy camper...and never needs to leave the 20 person tent that he lives in.
But alas, the maiden looked up and out the window and saw.......
So, while he ran in fear from the critters, he....stumbled over a tree root and fell on his ass.
The bruise that it left on his right buttcheek resembled.....
Then he picked up another magazine and saw his own photo on the cover of "Voyeur".
This surprised him, since he usually doesn't sit at his computer......
Meanwhile, the polar bear has dug up...a trunk full of junk.
Rummaging thru it, he discovers an old......
But then comes along a freakin' abominable snowman.....and asks "do you have any grey Poupon?"
So I reach into the 5th pocket of the 3rd layer beneath the 2nd flap of the outer jacket and pull out.............
Then you can use that shovel to dig your way thru the glaciers.
If you go about it the right way.....
Then you can use that shovel to dig your way thru the glaciers.
If you go about it the right way.....
They quickly turn their focus to the locked...apples and oranges in the outdoor fridge.
They always knew that if they kept trying hard, they could..........
To an unknown world full of......little Super Mario Bros. Mushrooms.
With all of their mighty power............
A Three-Way Tie:
Wizard of Oz
Dazed & Confused
The Doors
Hidden away in the Gnome King's caves, the girls start a long, yet wonderful game of Patty-cakes.
To their bewildered amazement.......
But THEN we both start to slide off that stupid horsey and fall...into the deep dark abyss known as love.
As we both stand partially clothed, staring into each others eyes..........
Mother was bending over to pick up the 999 toothpicks that had fallen from the box onto the floor.
The floor was rather........
Leather
Sex.....Poolside or Lakeside?
and gazed up into the beauty of
Afternoon Delight in my pants - Starland Vocal Band
mop up the mess on the floors by
scrape the plates, scrape the plates, scrape the plates with your favorite
all the half dressed waitresses are forcing you to
