Someone being taking advantage of by someone who fears being taken advantage of.
The girls did not find this one bit amusing, so ..... they all decided to head down to the local strip club.
The place was wall to wall with men, so they decided to 1 x 1.....
Stunned she sat and....pondered about where she had gone wrong.
Perhaps it was due to all the note passing during English class, or possibly the extra-curricular.......
but what did she find?....the lost opening dialogue to MacBeth.
Now it makes complete sense as to why she.......
SugarBaby printed up copies for Jacob to hand out, but copies, plural, are not needed....just 1 will suffice, hopefully.
It seems as though the forum posters go thru this every so often. Following the rules for the specific game, yet there always seems to be that one that just can not........
Hidden in the depths of the world of intelligence lies the complete playbook on how to post in this forum.
It would be awesome if some people.........
But then out of the woods came this ferocious grizzly bear with teeth the size of an elephants tusks.
He snarled and growled and demanded......
Then he watched as the cougar proceeded to creep towards him, ready to pounce.
He welcomed the advances made by the cougar and allowed her to......
Any movie with Will Ferrell
So, she said... "I shall save you Jacob, "Here kitty, kitty!"......and a very quite meow came from his mouth.
It never ceased to amaze him when he saw Linda. It must be her......
Jacob Hugs returned and all was right with the kingdom once again, but then......he met the lovely Linda.
His big dreams and aspirations were washed away when he saw her. It was as if he had.........
and the villigers turned their eyes towards the sun, just like they were told not to as a kid.
Because of their inability to follow directions, they were all forced to......
But Jacob was not quick enough and then without hesitation, he turned towards that dragon and shouted "Melt away all this damn snow instead".
The villagers all applauded and danced in happiness, for this was........
I look at the profile EVERY time.
Since gobs of superglue was used, he had to follow her everywhere, but THEN realized that he absolutely loved the position he was in!!!!
That was right up until Sugarbaby......
Pixie screamed in terror, she was the only one to survive.....and had to resort to cannibalism to stay alive.
After 374 days, Pixie......
fried eggs make for a wonderful meal.
The topic of conversation at this meal will be how to.........
They hurtled accross the snow at breakneck spead, covering mile after mile until, eventually...reaching their final destination of the always hot and sunny Vancouver, Canada.
With the scorching heat that was surrounding them, they had no other choice than to.......
But then....Jacob couldn't go any further, for he knew he couldn't leave behind his Sugarbaby.
Like a lightning bolt, he turned around and sped back to find......
But, only up until the energy drinks wore off.
It was then that the real..........
"Spin your wheels", took the country by storm in just a short time frame.
The newest dance craze lasted until the next new fad arrived, the......
This is how the new dance move "bar bopping" came to be.....all because of 1 simple little error.
Many new dance moves were discovered in this fashion, for example........
And then Jacob started to DANCE! Causing all the women in the room to *swoon*... with his smooth moves. But then to his own disappointment, the alcohol wore off and his 2 left feet came into play, causing him to fall off the bar-top.
Linda, with her loving ways, came to Jacob and........
And then Jacob proclaimed in his best Black Knight voice "None shall pass".
A Monty Python quote thrown in for good measure always seems to.......
Jacob was fairly pissed off when he realised he had a little dick so he.....took a deep breathe, relaxed and thought to himself "well, at least I got my point across".
And they continued to play the game........
"My wood's bigger'n yours", he exclaimed in an excited manner.
Then he had to take a very unnecessary interruption to once again remind someone........
I hope so.....something about the maturity of having some hair
He read all night and into the day, but could only find the same things to say.
It wasn't that difficult, it wasn't that hard......
