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jacobport
1 day ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Syracuse

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I look and read every profile before asking for a friend request.
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that someone would swing by soon and install a pool for her to...help her remember how to play this game.

With any stroke of luck.....
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Then an idea popped into her evil mind, she took the garden hose and hung it from her roof.

She danced around under the cooling water, hoping.......
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It was a sight to behold, I raced for my camera and then......she changed her mind and had a great idea.

She decided that an afternoon skinny dip was in order. So she got undressed and......
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One day I woke up and realized that sometimes love is..........more than just a 4-letter word.

Vanessa's knees grew weak at the thought of.....
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Overcome with horror they changed their minds and then........did what most sensible people would do in this situation......uncork a few bottles of wine and ride it out!

3 bottles in, things changed. Their thoughts soon were on.....
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Then a superhero would have to appear and.......protect the town from the evilness and mayhem that was taking place.

Overwhelmed with the little Gizmos, the townspeople......
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But why would an adorable puppy act like a tazmanian devil?

It was all a complete mess. The neighborhood was.....
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Her poems are fabulous and her bio is well to the point.
I've enjoyed being her friend.
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Until those guys in the white jackets chased him, with a large net. Jacob ran for his life and then.....gave up, after he became tired of running around the block 21 times, since he wasn't allowed to cross the street.


Many of those who witnessed these crazy antics never questioned a thing, only because........
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But after that, Linda gave Jacob her cold, so once again he was forced to crank up the heat, bundle up and sweat it out.

12 & 1/2 weeks later, he was all better. He could tell because......
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So they went to dinner and a movie.... but then, the chicken alfredo shot thru Linda like a Japanese bullet train.

Jacob was forced to......
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Then while Jacob sat there, laughing his ass off...the cops walked in and handcuffed him & Linda together.

Jacob & Linda both laughed at this, as this was.......
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Now, wouldn't this just be nice to have happen!!! Of course I'd be joining I....after watching for a little while.
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I like to see a nicely trimmed pussy, or at least some signs of some hair, at least above the pussy. I get excited and turned on by the mature look as opposed to completely bare.
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My line of work and being in the right place at the right time has allowed me to meet a whole list of famous people...Minnie Driver, Aron Lewis, Paul McCartney, Alyssa milano, Brett Hull, Gordie Howe, Donald Trump.... To name a few
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Someone being taking advantage of by someone who fears being taken advantage of.
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The girls did not find this one bit amusing, so ..... they all decided to head down to the local strip club.

The place was wall to wall with men, so they decided to 1 x 1.....
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Stunned she sat and....pondered about where she had gone wrong.

Perhaps it was due to all the note passing during English class, or possibly the extra-curricular.......