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goofygus42
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 82
United States

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I think the second time I ate pussy way way back, I slipped down and stuck my tongue up her ass and licked away. I have been doing ever since. Ver few women do not seem to like it and I respect that. It served me well a few years ago when I was tending bar. A really hot lady came into the bar. She said she was in town for only one day and ended up asking me to fuck her. As a gentleman I agreed. It was all very good. When I was eating her and slipped on did a good job on her asshole. She seemed to love it and it was a good night but she had to move on the next day. The next night she came back in the bar and said made arrangements to stay over because she wanted to do it again. She said no one had ever eaten her and she loved it and asked if she could do it to me. I of course said yes, I even screamed it. We went at it again and ate each other's asses. It was great and she left town and I never saw her again. It was a great two nights. I like having it done to me but really love doing to a lady.
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It used to be when not many women shaved that I loved it when I could find a shaved pussy. Being in the lifestyle I encountered so many shaved that I got to the point where I often like a nice full bush. To be really truthful, I love just about any pussy.
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Three that have been mentioned. Angie Harmon, Patricia Heaton and Sela Ward. I need to add one more, an oldie but goody, Tina Turner.
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Dizzy Dean, Ted Kennedy in 1960, Ricky Van Shelton, Jack Nicklaus, Jack Greene, Loretta Lynn.
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Quote by MadMartigan
I'm sure any of that country pop teeny bopper BS can stand for worst song ever written.

“Achy Breaky Heart,” by Billy Ray Cyrus

Just shoot me when that crap comes on.

I clicked on here knowing which song and you beat me too it. I used to turn the radio off when it came on. Not many songs I don't like but "Achy Breaky Heart" is really the worst.
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When I was younger it was Tim Conway. As I aged it unfortunately became Ed Asner.
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What are the chances that if a guy sent a picture of his cock, that it would indeed be his cock. From what I read the average cock size here is about 10. I am woefully inadequate.
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I have done it a few times but I prefer to be on the receiving end. I just love that/
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Angie Harmon
Tina Turner
Shania Twain
Sarah Palin
Marisa Hargitay
Kelli Pickler
Olivia Newton John
Hallie Berry
Dolly Parton
Sandra Bullock
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I quit 15 years ago, using little inhalers. It went pretty easy. I quit while wife was in hospital for open heart surgery. I knew we would have to quit if we were both live longer. When she got out of hospital she didn't smoke anymore either. Her sister and I washed all the clothes in fabreeze and washed done walls and everything so she would not smell the nicotine. Had the car detailed. All of that helped. One big benefit was better sex and more often. After she recovered. My son recently quit using vaping and e cigs like above poster did and it has worked well for him. Only thing tougher than quitting smoking is getting off salt. That is unbelievably hard. I have to go around looking for low salt pussy. Any ideas?
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Although I prefer to receive I have and would give. It is sometimes difficult to relax enough to pee on someone. Women also have this problem sometime. It is certainly not for everyone but there are some of who really love it.
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I do it as often as I can, when I jerk off, from her body anywhere, a snowball and my favorite is eating it from a freshly fucked pussy.
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I used to really love a shaved pussy back when they were hard to find. Now that most are shaving I do enjoy a nice full bush sometimes. Real answer is that I love pussy, shaved, hairy or in between. As long as it is pussy, I like it.
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I like pussy any way it comes. I do have a fondness for a real hairy one sometimes.