Hot Bath It's just after midnight on our anniversary, and my wife tells me to go take a hot bath to relax before bed. I'm in there for fifteen or twenty minutes when she texts me, saying to grab the cigarettes. She used to smoke before we met; now it's an occasional thing she does when she's feeling kinky, so I know where this is going. I throw on a towel, run into the basement to grab them from their hiding spot, and lea...