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If you thought 10 was bad, add these and eating at Mcdonald's could be healthy.

And neither list includes the most dangerous of all, sprouts.


The new Dirty Dozen: 12 foods to eat organic and avoid pesticide residue
By Dan Shapley
Posted Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:19pm PDT



Fruits and veggies are an essential part of a healthy diet, but many conventional varieties contain pesticide residues.

And not all the pesticides used to kill bugs, grubs, or fungus on the farm washes off under the tap at home. Government tests show which fruits and vegetables, prepared typically at home, still have a pesticide residue.

You can reduce your exposure to pesticides by as much as 80% if you avoiding the most contaminated foods in the grocery store.

To do so, you need the latest info from the why the Environmental Working Group's "Dirty Dozen" list of foods most likely to have high pesticide residues. Since 1995, the organization has taken the government data and identified which type of produce has the most chemicals.

This year, celery takes the number one spot and both blueberries and spinach make an appearance (displacing lettuce and pears).

The best way to avoid pesticide residue on foods is to buy organic produce -- USDA rules prohibit the use of pesticides on any crop with the certified organic label.

Here's a closer look at the 2010 Dirty Dozen:

1. Celery
Celery has no protective skin, which makes it almost impossible to wash off the chemicals (64 of them!) that are used on crops. Buy organic celery, or choose alternatives like broccoli, radishes, and onions.

2. Peaches
Multiple pesticides (as many as 62 of them) are regularly applied to these delicately skinned fruits in conventional orchards. Can't find organic? Safer alternatives include watermelon, tangerines, oranges, and grapefruit.

3. Strawberries
If you buy strawberries, especially out of season, they're most likely imported from countries that have less-stringent regulations for pesticide use. 59 pesticides have been detected in residue on strawberries. Can't find organic? Safer alternatives include kiwi and pineapples.

4. Apples
Like peaches, apples are typically grown with poisons to kill a variety of pests, from fungi to insects. Tests have found 42 different pesticides as residue on apples. Scrubbing and peeling doesn't eliminate chemical residue completely, so it's best to buy organic when it comes to apples. Peeling a fruit or vegetable also strips away many of their beneficial nutrients. Can't find organic? Safer alternatives include watermelon, bananas, and tangerines.

5. Blueberries
New on the Dirty Dozen list in 2010, blueberries are treated with as many as 52 pesticides, making them one of the dirtiest berries on the market.

6. Nectarines
With 33 different types of pesticides found on nectarines, they rank up there with apples and peaches among the dirtiest tree fruit. Can't find organic? Safer alternatives include, watermelon, papaya, and mango.

7. Bell peppers
Peppers have thin skins that don't offer much of a barrier to pesticides. They're often heavily sprayed with insecticides. (Tests have found 49 different pesticides on sweet bell peppers.) Can't find organic? Safer alternatives include green peas, broccoli, and cabbage.

8. Spinach
New on the list for 2010, spinach can be laced with as many as 48 different pesticides, making it one of the most contaminated green leafy vegetable.

9. Kale
Traditionally, kale is known as a hardier vegetable that rarely suffers from pests and disease, but it was found to have high amounts of pesticide residue when tested this year. Can't find organic? Safer alternatives include cabbage, asparagus, and broccoli.

10. Cherries
Even locally grown cherries are not necessarily safe. In fact, in one survey in recent years, cherries grown in the U.S. were found to have three times more pesticide residue then imported cherries. Government testing has found 42 different pesticides on cherries. Can't find organic? Safer alternatives include raspberries and cranberries.

11. Potatoes
America's popular spud reappears on the 2010 Dirty Dozen list, after a year hiatus. America's favorite vegetable can be laced with as many as 37 different pesticides. Can't find organic? Safer alternatives include eggplant, cabbage, and earthy mushrooms.

12. Grapes
Imported grapes run a much greater risk of contamination than those grown domestically. Only imported grapes make the 2010 Dirty Dozen list. Vineyards can be sprayed with different pesticides during different growth periods of the grape, and no amount of washing or peeling will eliminate contamination because of the grape's thin skin. Remember, wine is made from grapes, which testing shows can harbor as many as 34 different pesticides. Can't find organic? Safer alternatives include kiwi and raspberries.
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Some jerk, who would not look me in the eyes, only my chest... asked me if he could put his dick between my breasts


Does that mean if I look you in the eyes I can......Oh no no.....

"Thats my bad'
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Children, animals etc. etc. I consider fish OK though.



How dare you
The guy, Greg Fultz, is a fifteen minuetes of famer, has no support from the pro lifers, and is legally represented by ambulance chasers.

"The court recommendations for protection and for removal of the sign were both signed by Judge Counts on Tuesday, June 21, and Fultz was served on Thursday, June 23. His attorney has 10 days to file an appeal, and I’m sure he’s going to take the full 10, which will bring us into early next week. As Monday is the fourth, that’s probably a freebie day for them as it’s a holiday. So Tuesday, July 5th, should be interesting."
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Diet Coke is sexy. The shape of the bottle, the fizz of the bubbles, it all really gets me going.


I can see a story idea in the making there Lisa...

"Turned On By A Diet Coke"...can't wait to read that one...


I do believe DirtyMartini could write a very compelling poem exploiting the virtues of diet coke.





There you go, making everything erotic.
Ref : ABY/NRI-ACCT/ /04
My name is Mr. Elvis Edward I am the auditor and head of computing department of Royal Bank of Scotland Liverpool Branch here in United Kingdom .There is an account opened in this bank in 2003 and since my inception into office on 2nd Jan 2009 ,I then found this account and when I investigated deeply by contacting the assigned next of kin I also found that the next of kin to this account was an american who lived in London for over 63Yrs and nobody has operated on this account again after 2004.

I took the courage to look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable for this important transaction. In order to transfer out $100,000,000 (One Hundred Million U.S Dollars)After going through some old files, I discovered that if I do not Remit this money out urgently,it will be forfeited for nothing and the Royal Bank of Scotland management might divert the funds to their own accounts.

Please respond immediately I will use my position and influence to effect the legal approval and onward transfer of this fund into your account with appropriate clearance from foreign payment department. You will stand to get 40% while 60% will be for me.Kindly quote the reference (acct) numbers above when responding to this mail.I will fill you in with further details upon your reply pkease reply with the following information.
1 your full name
2 your full address
3 your age and occupation
4 your phone number

Sincerely yours,
Mr.Elvis Edward




My $100 Mil is bigger than your paltry$39 Mil
Ya gotta call em something, United Statesions is a bit of a mouthful
Wealthy man to sexy girl: "Would you spend the night with me for a MILLION dollars(pounds)?"

Sexy girl: "For a million, of course I could do that"

Weathly man: " How about $100"

Sexy girl: "No, of course not, what do you think I am"

Wealthy man: "We already know what you are, we're just arguing over the price"
What if a story were to be written with the embellshment feature in mind? Taking a story to a certain point with various possible endings, then leaving it to the readers.


(Oh I know, "then go do it")
Just an alternative opinion
Princesses Beatrice, 22, and Eugenie, 21, cousins to Prince William, topped their wedding outfits with some outrageously fashionable headpieces






I wonder how long it will take the photoshoppers to get going
Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.




"I have outlived my pecker."




The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
Any time anyone says "We need to talk"
Never knew any good to come from that!
Timbuktu -
An Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; an
university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then
allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained
the word.
The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '

First to recite his poem was the university graduate.
He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu .


The audience went crazy! No way could the old abo top that,they
thought.

The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;

Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I buck one, and Timbuktu.

The aboriginal won !!!
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i genuinely didn't know that girls varied much, or at all, in appearance down there until my boyfriend kindly informed me a few months ago. that sounds naive, i know, but i'd just never thought about it, he told me i had a beautiful pussy and i laughed and said "don't they all look the same?" to which he responded "no, do all dicks look the same?" and at that point i was like no... i suppose not. now that my eyes have been opened to the fact that (obviously) we're not all the same, and i've thought about it, (and read a cosmo article,) i feel like women get waay too self-conscious over everything. think about the millions of superficial things regarding our appearances that we already worry about, and now this too?! i'm sure different guys have different preferences, with the majority liking what the majority of clits look like, just some what normal, i guess? also, i have no idea if clit size affects the woman's physical pleasure, but i know it doesn't affect the man's physical pleasure. unlike with men, where i'm pretty sure that their size does make a difference to our pleasure as well, (although i can't really back that up,) sorry boys. honestly, if a guy complains then he doesn't deserve to be down there! and you should find a man who does



Stand 'em on their head and they all look the same
(Having under taken many years of understudy, I am now accepting appiontments)
By Diane Mapes

Here at Body Odd, we thought we’d heard it all when it comes to strange spa treatments. But that was before we heard about the latest trend to hit the Manhattan/Southern California spa circuit: vaginal steam baths.

According to a story in the Los Angeles Times, chai-yok (not to be confused with bok-choy, also good steamed) is a “centuries-old Korean remedy that is gaining a toehold in the West,” thanks to its many purported health benefits.

Those benefits – none of which have been studied – are said to include everything from reducing stress to fighting infections to helping with infertility. Not surprisingly, vaginal steams are also supposed to help with hemorrhoids.

Treatments cost anywhere from $20 to $75 (depending on your location) and basically involve perching naked on a bottomless stool over a boiling pot of water infused with mugwort, wormwood and a variety of other herbs.

While some women swear by the “V-steam,” (a 45-year-old woman interviewed by the LA Times says she not only had fewer body aches and more energy, she also became pregnant after just five steams), doctors seem dubious.

“I just don’t understand physiologically how putting steam up the vagina is going to change your fertility or help you relieve stress,” says Dr. Laura Riley, director of labor and delivery at Massachusetts General in Boston. “There’s plenty of data that supports mind-body intervention and how that improves fertility and decreases stress. But steam itself in the vagina doesn’t make any sense for me. It’s not like it’s going to blow up some closed tube.”

This placebo effect might do it for some people, she says, but it wouldn’t do much for her.

“Someone who believes it’s going to work might get some benefit,” she says. “But I’d be more concerned about burning my vagina. That’s a very sensitive area.”

What's the strangest spa treatment you've had?