Plenty for everyone
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Diet Coke is sexy. The shape of the bottle, the fizz of the bubbles, it all really gets me going.
I can see a story idea in the making there Lisa...
"Turned On By A Diet Coke"...can't wait to read that one...
I do believe DirtyMartini could write a very compelling poem exploiting the virtues of diet coke.
Ref : ABY/NRI-ACCT/ /04
My name is Mr. Elvis Edward I am the auditor and head of computing department of Royal Bank of Scotland Liverpool Branch here in United Kingdom .There is an account opened in this bank in 2003 and since my inception into office on 2nd Jan 2009 ,I then found this account and when I investigated deeply by contacting the assigned next of kin I also found that the next of kin to this account was an american who lived in London for over 63Yrs and nobody has operated on this account again after 2004.
I took the courage to look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable for this important transaction. In order to transfer out $100,000,000 (One Hundred Million U.S Dollars)After going through some old files, I discovered that if I do not Remit this money out urgently,it will be forfeited for nothing and the Royal Bank of Scotland management might divert the funds to their own accounts.
Please respond immediately I will use my position and influence to effect the legal approval and onward transfer of this fund into your account with appropriate clearance from foreign payment department. You will stand to get 40% while 60% will be for me.Kindly quote the reference (acct) numbers above when responding to this mail.I will fill you in with further details upon your reply pkease reply with the following information.
1 your full name
2 your full address
3 your age and occupation
4 your phone number
Sincerely yours,
Mr.Elvis Edward
Quote by labellefille
i genuinely didn't know that girls varied much, or at all, in appearance down there until my boyfriend kindly informed me a few months ago. that sounds naive, i know, but i'd just never thought about it, he told me i had a beautiful pussy and i laughed and said "don't they all look the same?" to which he responded "no, do all dicks look the same?" and at that point i was like no... i suppose not. now that my eyes have been opened to the fact that (obviously) we're not all the same, and i've thought about it, (and read a cosmo article,) i feel like women get waay too self-conscious over everything. think about the millions of superficial things regarding our appearances that we already worry about, and now this too?! i'm sure different guys have different preferences, with the majority liking what the majority of clits look like, just some what normal, i guess? also, i have no idea if clit size affects the woman's physical pleasure, but i know it doesn't affect the man's physical pleasure. unlike with men, where i'm pretty sure that their size does make a difference to our pleasure as well, (although i can't really back that up,) sorry boys. honestly, if a guy complains then he doesn't deserve to be down there! and you should find a man who does