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dpw
Over 90 days ago
Gay Male, 71
United Kingdom

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Quote by stephanie


Define MARGINALLY?

xx SF


(You are SO SWEET...) GOD, I wish that did it for me! xx


Dip your toes into the River Puffy. I'll be sooo gentle, lol.
Quote by stephanie


OMG!!!

(I need to write the AUTOBIOGRAPHY...)

BUT three TASTERS... (If you'll pardon the expression...)

Beauty Charlotte, (17) when I was 44...

Liza's Mother....

Tony's wife... ("No, don't stop, have her...")

xx SF

(Fucked a NUN once too... REALLY!)

A nun? A FUCKING NUN! Love to have heard the pennance for that!

I had an affair with my ex brother in law!
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I want all my CDs back.

I'm at PHILOMENA'S.

We're FINISHED!

(Philomena is not taking sides...)

xx SF

(If she WAS IT WOULD BE MY SIDE YOU FUCKER!!!)

dpw: "Might wanna change your PROF to Bi-Curious???"

Me: "NOT ANY MORE YOU SCOUSE CUNT!!!"

dpw: "*LAUGHS!*"


I think he left the same day!
If you were marginally gay I'd move to the Emerald Isle. Oh the fun we'd have, lol.
Quote by BethanyFrasier
If I understand you correctly (and I don't think everyone has, so far), you're asking if another girl and I have both gone down on a guy's cock or another girl's pussy together? If so, the answer is yes, both ways.

Yes you understood it correctly. Doc likes to put a vague heading to his questions, then either says nothing or throws a curveball.
Quote by sprite
He's kind of cute, btw, in case that's an incentive smile

It is to me. Is he a friend of Dorothy?
Quote by Ajax



A gay man givin up fags?
who woulda thunk it ?

Don't take it personal Derrick

Good luck


I won't if you spell my name correctly, it's Derek. Derrick is a crane on a ship.z7g7PRTuAT6M8HrL
Years ago I used to attract beautiful, intelligent women! Although not intelligent enough to realise I was gay. No idea why, I've never been that good looking.
With guys it's ranged from a Chippendale to a Quasimodo lookalike. I turned down both.
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I have dressed since childhood. I love it.
"only those who participate can appreciate'

I'm officially confused!
Quote by mrd82
often, too long. and that's not a humblebrag--finishing is sometimes a problem for me. not sure why.

Lots of reasons why, but we don't want to analyse it. Gets worse with age, lol.
Quote by loverman69
My wife and I lived together for over a year before getting married. That was 39 years ago. She had to move back to her folk's home for a while that first year, and she told me then that she knew I had needs and she told me to feel free to be with other women while she was gone. We married a year later and not long after our last child was born she no longer wanted sex. That was in 1980 so we haven't had any sex since 1981. I have used porn, sex mags, sex books and porn shops over the years to get my release.

As I've gotten older my erections have diminished, but not my desire, and I have fantasized of doing male/male sex to get my pleasure. I also bought a dildo and vibrating dildo and a buttplug to self-pleasure myself. I have also made friends with a number of like minded males here and hope to be able to meet and have some fun with them going forward. And some of the females for some different types of anal pussy play and other kinky things together.

Is it cheating? Yeah, I guess so, but being able to be on Lush and actually interact with people and maybe meet and have sex again with another person and share intimate contact when your partner will not - is that still a binding partnership totally?

Tell me. I think I deserve some pleasure and feel that I am honoring my commitment to love and cherish but, as to sex that was not broken by me but by her, so I have been released to find my partners of pleasures now. Also accepting requests - if interested - leave a message- Chelsea, Alabama - USA.

Okay, well I think you have been self sacrificing enough over the last 30+ years. I know that I could not have done that. You have been more than honourable, staying in a sexless marriage and bringing up children.
Well it's your time now to have the fun you've missed out on.
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Sorry I assure you I am completely sane.


I think Steph had taken over your body.
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Yes. And I call foreplay "slap and tickle".

So Sci Fi, BDSM and tickle fetish. If you pump plenty of rump, you're onto a winner.BhyChzCXscT784FZ
Quote by Mancman2010
Frustrated

I think I need to get the 12.30 train.
Quote by tiddlywink
I've always felt a little uncomfortable over the awarding of accolades on this site. It's actually the reason I am reluctant to upload a story of my own.

In my short time here, it has become apparent to me that this is quite the hot potato. It seems to be a prime catalyst for controversy and conspiracy theories. In fact, it's gone straight in at number 3 on my list of topics most likely to cause a ruckus.

1. Religion
2. politics
3. The awarding of accolades on Lush Stories.

It is therefore an issue with which I shall not be concerned.

Besides, the moderators do a fantastic job. I'm sure there is no bias on their part.

You should submit a story anyway. I didn't do it for any reasons other than to see if I could, and for the fun of it.
My RR came out of the blue, I thought someone was pulling my leg, lol.
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Im married so only go out looking for guys as I can get a women at home

You might be looking but you keep missing me!
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gay mostly cause i like it

Can we can watch it together?
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Did you know that the Pleasure Dome is a sauna?
Quote by seeker4
Playing with her body, boobs and more, leading to handjobs and rubbing of genitals. Penetration actually came much later.

Like two hours later?
I've no idea what my first was, it was so long ago. There's been too much since then, obviously it wasn't that memorable.vnwI9a6EADNsfnkB
More than once!
The first time I fucked a girl I faked it.
Other times I just knew I wasn't going to cum, so I faked it.
Quote by gmonkey0577
I love it. I last got a guy a WK ago so hot xx

If you're dressed like your avatar they'll be queuing up.
Quote by Rick_Valley
"Old Yeller", a good dog story gets me every time.

Wow, that takes me back.
I would say that the film that got to me most was One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. That was a mixture of sadness and anger.
Quote by pandadreams


I don't think so. From personal experience, I went out with a girl who was very sensitive anything hot (anything with chilli was a no go food for her). In contrast I do eat a lot of chillies at times.

She never made a negative comment about the taste of my cum.

On the other hand, I am a vegetarian, and the same girl often commented on how good my cum tasted

Obviously she liked meat then?
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No, it's available seasonally in the United States--at least here in Seattle, for sure--and Canada. Foul stuff. It's unlikely that the OP would ever encounter it, not sure why I even threw that in there.

Parodying Dr Johnson, 'twas a brave man that first ate a durian.
I've heard that it tastes delicious but it smells like rotting flesh.
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I know that I've posted this somewhere else, in some buried thread, but the two best ways that I know of to ensure that your ejaculate is palatable--it's never going to be sweet, per se, unless there's some other physiological issue going on, like diabetes--is to a) be well-hydrated and b) drink pineapple juice, if you can tolerate it. Avoiding foods or ingestible products that are known to lend a distinct scent to urine or sweat--unbaked garlic, asparagus (raw, steamed, whatever--doesn't matter), cumin, durian fruit, marijuana, among others--will also help, as any food or drink that lends one excretion a distinct taste or scent is more than likely going to lend all bodily excretions that same distinct taste or scent.

Good luck.

Durian? Can you get it? Impossible in the UK. It's banned from being cargo, even by sea.
Quote by DanielleX
I've got another one!

This is from the beginning of The Adventure of the Beryl Coronet

'Yet his actions were in absurd contrast to the dignity of his dress and features, for he was running hard, with occasional little springs, such as a weary man gives who is little accustomed to set any tax upon his legs.'

Now, I'm reasonably au fait with the various ways of running, but I can't say I can conjure up anything from my imagination that equates to how Conan Doyle describes this man's actions.

Opinions please...

I used to run up the road like that when I was a kid.oCQgal1mTcqfVntn
Running along the pavement and leaping over the telephone access slabs, lol.
I was 18 or 19 with a girl and 16 or 17 with a guy, which was illegal back then.
Too young both times, and with the wrong person both times.
Pushed into it by the guy. Felt obliged to do it with the girl.
Quote by Porgy87


This: Comment on Straight/Bi/Gay thread

Okay, Idris isn't my cup of tea though.
I see the attraction of women, I've had sex with them. I couldn't get emotionally attached to one, so I don't try any more.
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What is HP sauce exactly?



Nice with bacon and eggs.
Quote by Porgy87
No, I don't think so. I've actually thought it over quite seriously, but no.

You surprised me that you even thought about it.