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deepstealth
Over 90 days ago
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Hilarious!!!


When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry, don't give in to the temptation to argue and fight. Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed, try this.







Super glue his/her flip flops to the floor!
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What's the difference between an oscillatory and a trepidatory earthquake?


1. This calculation is just for engineers:









2. And this one is for laymen -- like you:
This is a trepidatory earthquake -- an up and down movement...






This is an oscillatory earthquake -- a side to side movement..







And this is a combination of both trepidatory and oscillatory:




Isn't science beautiful when properly explained???!!!!
Now you can impress your friends...
Hey, you're welcome!
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I had full sex once in a ladies loo in Gosport, Hants.
Taking a friend from behind whilst we were watching her work force come back to the office.
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When you press the 'post reply' button there is a button above the box which says 'upload image'. Click on this and you get the option to browse to the image that you want to upload and then after having done so, click the upload button and hey presto, it's done. Hope this helps.
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Hi sexywife. I don't have a problem with you self posting. I'm sure I've seen you on another site though and you looked just as sexy there as you do here.
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Hi,

I'm interested in knowing what the sexiest thing any of you Gals has seen.

Thanks in anticipation.
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I think most of us when we were younger probably looked enviously at the guys who had bigger ones. Then we grew up!
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I like curious2c's comments. I'm a relationship counsellor and obviously have seen as clients both male and female cheaters. Whether a couple stay together seems to depend upon whther they are prepared to look at the issues behind the cheating and a) talk about them b) change what can be changed c) agree to put it behind them and move on. This is a simplistic view of a complex subject about which many books have been written.
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I liked ruonwords answer because it hit a part of my past. I had an affair because I wasn't getting 'my needs' met which ended in divorce.. I'm now in another committed relationship and the important word now is committed. If 'my needs' are that important then for me I would have to end this relationship to go searching for someone to fill them.
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Hi,

I had a friendship that spilled over into friendship with benefits and it confused me. At the time I thought that what we had was love but have since learnt it wasn't. The sex ended quite a few years ago now but we are still friends - without benefits - and meet monthly for lunch.
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I don't either. I'm not sure if it would even enhance my enjoyment but then, until I did so I wouldn't know for sure. I'm not inclined to try.