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Why thank ya darlin. *Presses lips against yours, sliding tongue inside* mmm...
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cmsouza729
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 41
United States
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Granted, but you keep getting hounded by door to door salesman, Mormon prechers, girls scouts ect and never have a minute to sit down.
I wish for this weekend not to suck.
I wish for this weekend not to suck.
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As a Seattle sports fan I have to support our new MLS team, the Seattle Sounders. But I'm not a die hard fan of the game itself.
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Just like everyone says he wants to fuck other girls. He's being sleazy, using it as an escuse and counting on you to just take it. He's a sleaze and he doesn't really care about you. Something tells me you know this already. So here's what I say, leave him. He doesn't care about you, go find someone that will repect you and won't treat you this way.
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With both of those you just have to say awwwwww..... kitties!
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Thought people would get a kick out this story:
Can't remember the place or time this story takes place. I just know that it is a true story.
It was the greatest day of a young couples life. Their wedding. Everyone in each couples family was there, the father of the bride paying for everything. Over 500 people. The church was amazing, the wedding gown beautiful and expensive. The groom smiled at his bride as they went through the ceramony, giving her a huge kiss when he was told to do so. The reception hall was huge, beautiful like the grooms new wife. Finally it was time for him to make a speach.
"Thank you everyone for coming to this glorious event, you make me feel so blessed."
"Before we start I want to thank my new wife for making me the happiest man in the world. I love you baby."
"Next I want to thank my best man for being here for me. You're my best friend, always been there and had my back."
"I also want to send a specail thank you to my new father-in-law for paying for everyone to come here and celebrate this day. Paying for this entire wedding. Sir you make me feel so blessed."
"Everyone you've already given so much to me and my bride I felt the need to give something back. Even my wife doesn't know about this, but there is an envelope under everyones chair. Please reach under you seat and grab it."
Everyone did as told, even the bride and best man had one. When told they all opened it at the same time. Inside was an 8x10 photograph...
...of the bride fucking the best man.
It turns out the groom got suspicious three months before the wedding and hired a private investigator who got the photograph. He played it cool, deciding to instead set this up. He turned to his bride and said fuck you. Turned to the best man, said fuck you. Then turned to the brides father.
"Once again sir, thank you for spending all this money for this wonderful and joyess event."
He then said peace everyone and left, getting the marraige anolled the next day and leaving his would be bride to explain to daddy why he just spent all this money for this.
Can't remember the place or time this story takes place. I just know that it is a true story.
It was the greatest day of a young couples life. Their wedding. Everyone in each couples family was there, the father of the bride paying for everything. Over 500 people. The church was amazing, the wedding gown beautiful and expensive. The groom smiled at his bride as they went through the ceramony, giving her a huge kiss when he was told to do so. The reception hall was huge, beautiful like the grooms new wife. Finally it was time for him to make a speach.
"Thank you everyone for coming to this glorious event, you make me feel so blessed."
"Before we start I want to thank my new wife for making me the happiest man in the world. I love you baby."
"Next I want to thank my best man for being here for me. You're my best friend, always been there and had my back."
"I also want to send a specail thank you to my new father-in-law for paying for everyone to come here and celebrate this day. Paying for this entire wedding. Sir you make me feel so blessed."
"Everyone you've already given so much to me and my bride I felt the need to give something back. Even my wife doesn't know about this, but there is an envelope under everyones chair. Please reach under you seat and grab it."
Everyone did as told, even the bride and best man had one. When told they all opened it at the same time. Inside was an 8x10 photograph...
...of the bride fucking the best man.
It turns out the groom got suspicious three months before the wedding and hired a private investigator who got the photograph. He played it cool, deciding to instead set this up. He turned to his bride and said fuck you. Turned to the best man, said fuck you. Then turned to the brides father.
"Once again sir, thank you for spending all this money for this wonderful and joyess event."
He then said peace everyone and left, getting the marraige anolled the next day and leaving his would be bride to explain to daddy why he just spent all this money for this.
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Ummm, ok. Ill stick to pan fry. Don't have anyone or anything to shoot.
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"People should not be afraid of their goverments.
Goverments should be afaid of their people."
V for Vendetta
"How did I beat you?"
"You're too fast..."
"Do you think my being faster or stronger has anything to do with my muscles in the place?"
Neo shakes his head.
"You think that's air you're breathing?"
Matrix
"I see you."
Avatar (Love that movie)
"Let's face it. This is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
"Face it Tony, my suit is supirior in every way."
"Really? How'd you fix the iceing problem?"
"Iceing problem?" Suit freezes up.
"Might want to look into that one."
Iron Man (That movie kicks ass!)
Goverments should be afaid of their people."
V for Vendetta
"How did I beat you?"
"You're too fast..."
"Do you think my being faster or stronger has anything to do with my muscles in the place?"
Neo shakes his head.
"You think that's air you're breathing?"
Matrix
"I see you."
Avatar (Love that movie)
"Let's face it. This is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
"Face it Tony, my suit is supirior in every way."
"Really? How'd you fix the iceing problem?"
"Iceing problem?" Suit freezes up.
"Might want to look into that one."
Iron Man (That movie kicks ass!)
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Hey darlin, get well soon! Here's more motivation to get that story done for you.
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Granted, but you have to steal it from her and once she finds out she stops talking to you. Its only until you take it down that she starts talking to you again.
I wish coworkers were smart enough to understand how a simple key check form was supposed to be filled out...
(Yes I'm talking about an idiot coworker of mine.)
I wish coworkers were smart enough to understand how a simple key check form was supposed to be filled out...
(Yes I'm talking about an idiot coworker of mine.)
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Granted, you don't go crazy, but you're still tired, grumpy and extremly pissy.
I wish for everyone on Lush to have an awesome Easter... even if you don't celebrate it.
I wish for everyone on Lush to have an awesome Easter... even if you don't celebrate it.
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Warning, in this position I love caressing a woman's face, shoulders and... ahem... other areas.
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I don't know who jack is, but id be more then happy to. *slides up behind you wraps arm around your waist*
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Thanks ladies. Many male writers on this site need to read this thread! *Hugs for all*
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I'm sorry ladies I have to ask this question. I'm not asking for specifics, just basics. I have seen too many guys writing stories about girls having sex for the first time screaming "FUCK ME! FUCK ME!" Guys need to understand that this is not realistic and when put in a story that it takes away from it. So there's the question, how was your first time? Was it enjoyable? Did it hurt? Were you screaming at the top of your lungs "Oh yes FUCK ME!"? Or am I completely wrong? Either way we guys need to know.
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Granted. Your love is there but so is his entire family, filling up your house so that mulitple couples have to share rooms. You and him get stuck with the stinky uncle and snoring aunt. You're in no mood to mess around during the stay and after the month he has to fly home.
I'm out of wishes, ummmm, I wish dogs and cats would like each other....
I'm out of wishes, ummmm, I wish dogs and cats would like each other....
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Quote by fritzies
no clue this time?
ill have K, E, D, M, Y, H and i feel there's "take my hand and......"
Only 4 letters.
R L O I
Here's a good one...
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I've seen the one before but it always makes me lol when I do.
Have you seen the rejected Mastercard bj one?
Have you seen the rejected Mastercard bj one?
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Scooter...
Granted, but you get kicked out now.
Wish is same as above...
Granted, but you get kicked out now.
Wish is same as above...
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Granted, the spa charges $500 dollars each, the cool drink is water, and the the hot man's jealous wife has to be there too.
I wish it were Football season. America Football.
I wish it were Football season. America Football.
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Granted, but its a blizzard that's on its way. Everyone but you heads the evacuation warning. It dumps for two months and takes another month to dig you out. You're alive but you've gone crazy from cabin fever. You try to kill the first person that you see so they have to lock you up in the place with padded walls.
I wish for my step dad to get the new job that he's interviewed for. That way his lazy ass will be working for the first time in a whole year.
I wish for my step dad to get the new job that he's interviewed for. That way his lazy ass will be working for the first time in a whole year.
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Kathleen Lawless (author, xxx marks the spot, romance novel)
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Granted, but you're warm for a minute before cold again and its actually a guy that's had a sex change.
I wish for a plate of chocolate covered friuts to share with a certain sweet chocolate lovin woman... *cough Sweetbitch!*
I wish for a plate of chocolate covered friuts to share with a certain sweet chocolate lovin woman... *cough Sweetbitch!*
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Wow, amazing artwork and skill! I know that's been said a dozen times, but there's no other way to say it!