*takes the crown back*
Like taking candy from a baby... speaking of which...
*is evil and takes your lolly pop too*
You may b be beautiful sweetheart, but I now claim the crown of sexiest. :-)
Damn it honey! Warn me when you got your subs over. Especially if you got your strap up their butt! No I will not get you more lube before I leave!
Today *is* my Friday!!!! :-) :-) :-) :-)
Oh yes, boastful last like that? Me and my girl would love to dominate.
Dominate... I like me a challenge...
Granted, but you can only make them of Justin Bieber.
I wish the world would all just get along...
Granted, but you are constantly bothered by ugly, fat, hairy men every five seconds.
I wish my co-workers weren't so dense all the time.
Was 18 in her bedroom. Ashamed to say I lasted a whole 30 seconds.
Never had one. Don't think it's gonna be a possibility though. Whole relationship thing you know?
If I had to choose one thing I would say a ladies backside. A lovely booty is always nice to stare at. But with that aside I think women in general are gorgeous. Doesn't matter what shape or size.
Lonelyforgood:
Granted, you find the key to happiness but you die two seconds later.
Lady Sharon:
Granted, but you have to have sex with the ugliest, stinkiest fatest guy you've ever seen. Remember to bring nose plugs.
I wish that all my friends on Lush forgive me for being gone for so long... so sorry everyone. T^T
1. Manuel
2. More
3. Matilda
4. Medic
5. Mini-Skirt
6. Mojito
7. Mongolia
8. MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!
A guy I know has this one.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Yea, people tend to back off after reading it.
Perfume...
When tied up and blindfolded,
Feathers, Oils and Virators
or
Whips, Clamps and Hot Wax