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cmsouza729
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 41
United States

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*takes the crown back*
Like taking candy from a baby... speaking of which...
*is evil and takes your lolly pop too*
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You may b be beautiful sweetheart, but I now claim the crown of sexiest. :-)
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Damn it honey! Warn me when you got your subs over. Especially if you got your strap up their butt! No I will not get you more lube before I leave!
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Oh yes, boastful last like that? Me and my girl would love to dominate.
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Granted, but you can only make them of Justin Bieber.

I wish the world would all just get along...
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Granted, but you are constantly bothered by ugly, fat, hairy men every five seconds.

I wish my co-workers weren't so dense all the time.
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All, meet last post and have the next theme...

Rock/tatted/Alt girls
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Mean delievery guy from the post office. (Walked into that one.sZsFOjNcxfYAp0DC)
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Was 18 in her bedroom. Ashamed to say I lasted a whole 30 seconds.
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Never had one. Don't think it's gonna be a possibility though. Whole relationship thing you know?
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Quote by cindy_4u
Helped 6 virgin guys have their first pussy with me. Enjoyed their awkwardness and enthusiasm. Have not fucked one in ages. Maybe I need to find one ;)


*Points to the panther boy above her.*
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If I had to choose one thing I would say a ladies backside. A lovely booty is always nice to stare at. But with that aside I think women in general are gorgeous. Doesn't matter what shape or size.
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Lonelyforgood:
Granted, you find the key to happiness but you die two seconds later.

Lady Sharon:
Granted, but you have to have sex with the ugliest, stinkiest fatest guy you've ever seen. Remember to bring nose plugs.

I wish that all my friends on Lush forgive me for being gone for so long... so sorry everyone. T^T
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1. Manuel
2. More
3. Matilda
4. Medic
5. Mini-Skirt
6. Mojito
7. Mongolia
8. MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!
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A guy I know has this one.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Yea, people tend to back off after reading it.
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Perfume...

When tied up and blindfolded,

Feathers, Oils and Virators
or
Whips, Clamps and Hot Wax