Probably under the categories that have to do with FemDom and sissies. I'm an old sissy and I love dominant Females.

What is your favorite sexual fantasy (if any--if you don't have any, please let someone else answer)?

I'm pretty sure I had it at least once, but I've only been tested once, last April when I had to go to the ER for respiratory problems--but the Covid test was negative. My wife was tested when we were both feeling under the weather last year, and she had it, so I assume I did, too. I had the shots though (but not the booster).

Have you ever had to go to the ER? If so, why?

Dr. Zhivago.

Who is your all time favorite singer/vocalist?

Yes. Not in a fun way, though. DUI.

No. I think you're pretty open minded and wouldn't be judgmental about anything I'd have laying around.

Do you smoke pot?

On stage in front of an audience. I have enough performance anxiety as it is.

Do you fantasize about someone else when you're having sex with a particular person?

No. I'm too timid and scared to do that. I looked, though.

Have you ever engaged in sexual activity of any kind in an adult bookstore?

Yes! I have several sets of nipple clamps that I use on myself from time to time.

Have you ever had a butt plug inserted in you (either by yourself or by someone else)?

Yes, in a sleeping bag.

Haver you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Yes. The cat we have now. Actually, he adopted us.

Have you ever asked someone if they've ever done something?

I'm not sure of the temperature, but it was damned cold. I once pitched a tent on a glacier, right on the ice and snow, and woke up freezing, even in my sleeping bag.

Have you ever camped by yourself in the wilderness, with no other people anywhere close?

Once in a while I'll splurge on those fancy juices, but I'm typically a V8 or OJ guy (they both go good with vodka, of course).

Are you on other social media sites (I guess I consider Lush to be a sort of social media site)?

I usually don't sleep more than 5 or 6 hours a night, but, yes, I usually get up to use the bathroom once or twice.

What do you want for Christmas, if anything?

Yes, but I don't want to talk about it.

Have you ever let someone watch you masturbate to orgasm?

I don't have one anymore.

Ginger or MaryAnn?

Nope.

Have you ever jumped into a snowdrift naked?

I don't know. Maybe stealing Mrs. Claus's panties?

Do you sometimes go on a date while not wearing underwear?

No. I think I'd like it, though.

Have you ever fallen asleep while having sex?

I'm probably sub-average, but I'm probably an average sub.

Have you ever won a wet t-shirt contest?

I believe astral traveling (leaving your body without having to die) is possible. For some cultures, that's not so weird, but it is in ours.

Did you once (or twice) believe in the tooth fairy?

It depends. I like both if the setting seems right to me.

Do you think there are alternative universes?

Past my shoulders, close to the middle of my back. I wasn't trying to be feminine. It was in the late 60's/early 70's.

Have you ever provided a "mercy fuck" (having sex with someone you just felt sorry for)?

Oops, that wasn't a hwe question. Sorry.

Have you ever wanted to become an animal--if so, which one?

Definitely my mom, but as I grew older I kind of distanced myself from both parents. They were nuts.

If you had to become an animal, what would it be?

Chocolate Mint Chip. And I actually like plain old vanilla, if it's good quality.

Do you feel like getting lost in the fog today?

Just a couple for now. This is one of them.

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

No, I'm not on Facebook. There are definitely long lost friends I'd like to contact, though.

How long have you known your oldest (not age, but longevity of friendship) friend?

I'm sort of trapped here by family and friends, but I like it here. I just wish we all lived in Washington State--that would be my choice of places to live.

Which state would you most like to live in?

Jeez, 2012 seems like it was almost a decade ago, and it's hard to recall any specifics now. Sorry, nothing really jumps out. I wonder if that was a special year for you.

How did you first discover Lush?

I think the Brown Recluse Spider can be found here in Ohio, but I also think almost all spiders have some amount of venom. The Brown Recluse can make people pretty sick, but I don't think it's usually deadly. Most spiders just give you a little swelling and redness when/if they bite you. I pretty much get freaked out by all spiders, though, but still don't kill them--I catch and release even the scariest ones I find in the house.

Do you have any significant fears/phobias, like heights, enclosed spaces, open spaces, etc?