Chocolate body paint (if its edible)
long slow strokes or short fast ones
out on the town...Vodka and cranberry
at home relaxing...cognac
work related....scotch on the rocks
G-string of course
in the shower or on the floor
outside on the front porch
cat o' nine tails or paddle
Eating grape tomatoes out of her
Tie them up
Cum in her or on her?
And plenty of extra virgin olive oil...great lube lol
Well I score you a two, so if we fucked five times does that make you a ten?
Chicken Saltimbocca, seared asparagus and tomato wedges with a reduced balsamic glaze, and creamed spinach
I am right handed and use that hand to wank, so I have learned to type with my left. If I masturbate with my left hand it feels like I'm cheating...
Actually I did, it was such a turn off. I'm not talking '70 's porn afro, I'm talking Sherwood Forest here.Z7DqxaIVgKLMobf3
Can I answer a question with a question? Why is it that when a woman see's a nice size pecker the first question is "How big is it?"
That little shit eating grin that all women are born with...
Any woman with a genuine smile on her face, someone who looks like they can laugh at life.
"Honey, where is your wallet.", or the dreaded "You don't mind if my parents stay here, do you?"
It gives us a viable reason to take you in the shower afterwords, thus starting round 2. hehe
This is so funny...I scored a 12...Does this officialy make me a pervert now? lol
The best part of a blow job isn't even the act itself. The best part is that a woman wants you enough that she will do anything to please you. And women think the same, so remember guys, always eat her!! LOL
On top is the best for me, there is nothing like having a woman stare into your eyes as she pleases herself on you...And her hair in your face just adds that more to it.
