My best friend Lisa & I arrived at about 2am at the St. Louis night club. The club was packed with wall to wall people and the titty contest was about to start. We headed straight for the balcony with our drinks so we could get a good view of the night's drunken contestants who would compete for $100 bucks. Just as the titty contest got under way I looked to my left to see some dude in a nice suit going from chick to chic...