“Devin, what did you do?” Oh god. She knows. How? Did I pick up the call by accident? “Mom, I can explain. I didn’t mean to pick up the call. I’m sorry you had to hear that.” “Honey, what are you talking about? What did you do at Emma’s? She said she broke off her engagement.” “Wait, what? She did? Oh no, I can’t believe this. It’s all my fault. I should have just moved back home with you. I knew I was going to fuck her l...