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bluepiglet
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 62
United Kingdom
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I like to fall asleep with Telltales genitals in my hand, I find it very comforting, or if he facing the otherway I like to stroke his bum, Tell doesn't always agree lol
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Really sorry I didn't get to wish you happy birthday, but was a little tied up!!!!!! TELL undo me NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote by adele
Maggie, I picked up an early wedding present for you and te11. Hope he likes it.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Thank you.
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Don't think I'm overdressed do you?
Oh yes, just this will do.
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Don't think I'm overdressed do you?
Of course thats too much, please can u wear this instead?
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Oh yes, a man in a nice uniform, nice shirt blue or white, then tight black trousers yum yum 
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OH BP, ALWAYS PREPARED
Oh yes, but why would I want to downsize.
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Congratulations tell and bp. i see cg is maid of honor.
Would so love to have this as a tattoo.
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OK, what is the first thing a bride-to-be does when she gets engaged? THAT'S RIGHT! the very next day she will be out looking for wedding dresses! The wedding dress is probably the most important purchase for the entire wedding.
Not having ever met the bride to be, I thought I would provide a selection of dresses, surely there would be one that is suitable. I was looking around for a nice wedding dress and came across this little number. This bride was obviously not taking much notice of her ta-ta's but everyone else was!
Here is another one in the same category.... this girl better make sure she doesn't move too much in any direction or that wedding is going to be a topless wedding.
Now HERE is a wedding dress that I would consider to be PERFECT for a Lush Wedding, take a close look at the fabric... in fact I think this dress was specifically designed for an occasion such as this. Another bonus is the fact there would be no midnight dashes to the pharmacy for quite a long time
I thought I would include this dress as an example of what NOT to buy for a lush wedding. In fact, I wouldn't buy it for ANY wedding! WTF were they THINKING?
Then I found this one, it's a wedding dress for a belly dancer, but I'm thinking the boobies that come with this dress are waaaayyyyy too big although I am sure there will be a few ppl here that say NOT.
THIS wedding dress quite frankly scares the crap out of me. I don't know whether to run from it or hide IN it. There is a chance the bride to be may like it...... or not.... Does anybody else think she looks like Edward Scissorhands in that dress?
I have to run now guys, I am on a mission to find the PERFECT bouquet, cake, shoes, headwear,etc, for this wedding. Oh the fun I'm going to have!!
Oh Trinket,
it looks like u have been looking in the same wedding dress shops as me tee hee,
am loving the ideas you are coming up with.
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HEDGE TRIMMER ALONG WITH BLUEPIGGLET
WONDER WHAT'S ON THEIR MINDS?
mmmmmm making bacon xx
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What actually is the lump in Haps trousers?
A bear in uniform.
A bear in uniform.
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Quote by Te11tale
Wow, did the Earth move for you Dear?
It always does, when I am with you darling xx.