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What were you wearing when the ship went down, and why...?

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So, you may have been to a party at which you wear whatever you had on when the ship sank, well this is just the same.

The SS Lustgirdle was cruising past a small group of islands, at 1.45 a.m. When the wheel man tripped over a passengers bra,
spilled his beer on the controls and rammed a huge reef.
There was just time to get everyone off and safely to shore but no time to change.

So, what were you wearing at that moment, and why?



As for me, the Captain...




Well, it was my night off.


I wazz hopingg for a dip in the sea my good sir


Was in the middle of having my photo taken.
Telltale & I got wed on Lush 24/11/2012 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Am happy lady.
i was hmmmm, doing laundry.




Working in the bar, by way of a change

Well, considering I was on the upper sun-deck - can someone loan me a towel?
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Well, considering I was on the upper sun-deck - can someone loan me a towel?


Here's a towelling robe and a Dry Martini Jason
Totally naked


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
I was taking a shower, and had to run out for safety, with just my life jacket!!
Gorilla suit (crew member to entertain the kids)
My Mr Incredible suit. I was supposed to be protecting the ship.
a habit and a very naughty smile
A lady wearing a beautiful fur coat. "My goodness", said the captain. "Goodness had nothing to do with it", she replied.
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My Mr Incredible suit. I was supposed to be protecting the ship.


epic failure there.

(psst I was wearing it under th gorilla suit, stole it while he was skinny dipping. didn't realise his powers where in the suit. I should never have sewn that false one).
Wet suit. I have the power of premonition


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
A tuxedo jacket and a bow tie. Don't ask. But you may admire the shoes.


i'm on special date with my special person....so this that's why....


I was wearing My arm floaties...why? I'm no idiot!
Jammies...was asleep.
Not a very good swimmer so a life preserver...
Nothing was in bed, enjoying the wave action
Sexy lingerie... On my way to Bills room for wave action
Mermaid's Tale, Long Blonde Wig and an oxygen tank...ever ready me
Life jacket. Hey if we drown no more lush for us
What was I wearing? Mazza. If you can't work that out, leave lush.

My red silk robe. I had only awakened from the loud ship warning.

Smiling.. Just the way I’d want to go