About
I like writing erotica in graphic terms. I also like chatting, but please don't regale me with dick pics. I know what dicks look like. Please spend time chatting with me before dragging out the sex talk. Just because I write erotica doesn't mean I'm going to fuck you sight unseen. If you can't abide by this, I'll cut off conversation and block you.
Also, opening chat with "How are you" is kind of lame. You don't really care about my well-being because you don't know me. It's better to come up with an interesting anecdote or something funny. "How are you" is weak. "Weak" is how a man pays his way into the party if he hasn't the guts to be tough or the brains to be witty. Of these, I prefer the latter.
(Edit 12/2024: OK, I've had enough. I'm very approachable. But if you open with "How are you?" and follow that up with any of the following: "Nice!!" or "Awesome!" or "You deserve a man with a bigger dick!!" or "I'm like that, too!!" or "What are you wearing?", I will ghost you. No questions asked, no second chances offered. Capece?)
(One More Thing: PLEASE don't regale me with your proficiency at cunnilingus. I don't brag about my {put adjective here) fellatio resume. If I did, you'd think me a tart.)
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