“Oh no Sarah, have you not learnt yet you dirty naughty girl, we are not here for your personal pleasure, you will have to pay for that little demonstration of cheekiness I think.” And with that, the torrent of blows began. Where the first set was slow and measured, this was a series of fast hard staccato slaps which left me crying out and desperate to get away. I couldn’t stop myself from trying to reach behind to shield...