once ripped the tags off a pillow that wasn't hers and has been running from the feds ever since.
only problem with a humor category would be the subjective nature of the topic...how many times did some send you something you thought was really funny, and you go, "huh?" Hell to this day, I still don't understand why my friend keels over into helpless laughter over Napoleon Dynamite.
As for a category for good grammar stories, that might be unfair because you would drive the teachers in the group nuts if they found someone's participles dangling in the good grammar section.
Middle of Golden Gate park in San francisco in broad daylight, she was bent over a log not too far from a hiking trail. not sure how we didn't get caught.
I stopped smoking 3 years ago using a product called smoke away. they were these vile pills I had to choke down. They helped with the cravings but what helped me the most, I looked at what I was spending. At a carton a week at 50 bucks over 52 weeks, I had spent enough for a nice vacation or a big TV. To say the least, that disgusted me the most and made the quitting stick.
If I had wifi, I would just get irritated that Fedex couldn't ship my amazon purchases to my deserted isle.
Actually I always wanted to be telekintic, but I would settle for being magneto, as for why, it's the evil side of me peaking out, think how much fun you could have if you could watch someone struggle with a shopping cart with a mind of it own, or the guy who cut you off in traffic suddenly found his car going airborne and placed on top of a roof.
Mischief, that is a very noble goal.