I'm a hunka chunka burning love. I think a few shots and some ointment should clear it right up.

Just looking for a few stories, maybe a quick conversation or two, nothing serious and nothing involving actual physical contact, because come on, how often does reality meet fantasy's expectations.

Favorite Books
Gone with the Schwinn, A Tale of Two Titties, Does This Look Infected?

Favorite Authors
look for Sennadar on the internet and you'll find him

Favorite Movies
Look Whos Stalking, Four Floggings and a Fun Anal, and the holiday classic, Well Who Told You to Shove the Whole Thing in Your Mouth?