For a year I traveled around on the cheap in Europe and its fringes. In Istanbul my three-day limit was up at the youth hostel, so I looked for a modest room nearby. At eight in the morning I went to a pansiyon to see if a room was available. The desk clerk grabbed some keys and we went upstairs. We walked past one door and he said an Italian couple were staying there, and he informed that the woman was noisy during sex....