A few weeks ago, the wife and I got divorced. We had been together for a good thirteen years. It came very much out of the blue. I had just come home from my usual job as a sanitation worker. Yes, a garbage collector was also the most prestigious job one could ever wish for. So what? The pay, however, was worth it. It was a tough job but a well-paid one, especially if you took extra garbage routes. But enough about that....