My wife said I should write a story for the competition. Competition? The competition about masturbation. What do I know about masturbation? She showed me. I've never written porn before, but I'll give it a go. "I need your help, dear," Grace said. "Please find my glass plug and lube it." I looked in her toy box and, "Good lord, girl, these things go inside you?" There were dildos and plugs and vibrators ranging from reas...