Before my girlfriend could come,

She asked me to lick her some,

But once between her thighs,

I wrongly closed my eyes,

And accidentally licked her bum.

An old man whom they called "Ace",

Afterwards boldly stated his case,

"It's much more exciting, I think,

And the tastiest way to drink,

When she's happily sitting on my face."

A young man, put to the test,

Was challenged to give his best,

But once between her thighs,

He suddenly realized,

He really enjoyed his tonguefest.

Without asking women to do it for me, (it's awkward), I've just pulled out and not come, and they always think I didn't enjoy the intercourse and it insulted them. I've tried to explain that it's exciting to be denied, but it just seems to confuse some women and future dates are sexless. Anybody have some suggestions?

My first foray into sex with a girl was at 17 and my older female cousin saw her mom sitting on her dad's face and my cousin convinced me to let her try it to see what it was like. She got so excited and when she came it made me feel like a real man and I almost went crazy. Since then, thanks to her patience and tips, I have genuinely enjoying going down on a girl/woman to ensure her total pleasure, ultimately and repeatedly. I might even let her know there needs to be no reciprocation or any follow up sex just so she will relax and enjoy it. Giving a woman an oral orgasm gives me a certain emotional and mental orgasm.

I truly enjoy the act, especially surprising her during foreplay and giving extended oral, several orgasms. A woman always appreciates being worshipped sometimes.

I have, but only because she wanted to sit on my face to do it.

Every girl/woman who has sex with me knows how sincere I am in giving her satisfactory oral sex, orgasms guaranteed. I used to promise a girl on a first date that i would go down on her for as long as she wanted and then I would take her home if she would come back the next night and fuck me. Sometimes I got laid that night, but the others always came back for more.

Not a fan of having anything go in my ass, but if she knows how to manipulate me, I might let her use a finger to check out my prostate while she masturbates me. Sucking me off instead of masturbating me would convince me to try it quicker, lol.

Prefer at least a trimmed bush but will take my time with a full bush even more so than a shaved pussy. Love how it tickles my nose and sometimes there's a scent that drives me wild.

Absolute favorite position, sixty-nine until she has at least one orgasm. It's fun to establish a challenge - either to see who can make the other come first (loser has to continue with extended oral), or to see who can last the longest (sort of the same thing?)

To give her deserved pleasure, there can be no time limit - she may be exceptionally eager to come and it could be over with in 15 or 30 minutes. But two hours gives me enough time to switch from me giving or to her giving me or (not to completion), and then switching again but until she is ready to come. Multiples if at all possible, so I tend to be careful not to chew on her clit.

It goes so much better if she masturbates me while I sniff them. Don't let me come, babe!

Top Gun - Maverick

In the men's restroom at a rest area on the interstate. Had a fight with my girlfriend and she left me high and dry so I made a quick stop for relief.

The Stripper and the Tipper

Only did it once with my partner, when circumstances were that she wanted to try it, also had phone sex once per her request. During mutual masturbation she wanted me to cum first and it got her off.

I've only had a sex headache a few times, when my partner teased me for a long time. When she finally let me come, it was intense and I had a headache for about ten minutes and then it went away. The sex was well worth the headache!

I had a thing for my French teacher in high school and I tried hitting on her in my senior year several times. She was single, never married, very quiet outside the classroom so I figured she might be gay. But had she allowed it, I would have been her oral slave until I went to college and that was when society would not have put her in jail. I wouldn't have told anybody anyway, not even my close friends. I just wanted to get my head between her sexy legs.

It gives me tremendous gratification to satisfy a girl/woman orally, i.e. giving her orgasms and I will forego reciprocation or additional sex to convince her that I can be patient and accommodating. However, 69 is the ideal oral experience for me, to see who can last the longest or who can make their partner want to come first. It does not matter to me if she swallows or not as long as she enjoys what she does.