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Wildcat
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 68
0 miles · Brisbane

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Granted my dear, your new car (that I will give you cos I'm sooo kind) will never beak down... it's a peddle car.... enjoy.

I wish for fine weather this weekend
Granted, my dear, you are 10 years younger.... dog years that is, children not allowed on Lush.

I wish I had a delicious late night snack
Procrastinating
Lush
Poster

(I'm going to be late now)
Granted, my dear, you can visit me. You get all packed and ready, but you're put onto a flight to Austria instead. I hear it's nice this time of year.

I wish I had a maid, a cook and a gorgeous pool maintenance man
Granted, my dear, your victory was in winning the lucky door prize, which just happens to be an empty bottle of Blantons Bourbon that has been made into a funky table lamp.

I wish I didn't have to drive all the way to woop woop (Caboolture) today
Alan was one of my first friends when I joined Lush in 2010. He and I each had a short story published in an anthology of erotica a few years back. He believed in my ability to spin a yarn before I did.

He was the first to welcome me back when I rejoined in 2014. He said we've kept the light on for you. He was a light to many here, it seems. I hope his writing stays on Lush for us to enjoy.

RIP Alan.
Quote by Irresistibledesire
I don't have crazy wild fantasies, more so I just want to experience that kind of sex that blows your mind. Looking in the eyes of someone you love more than you ever thought possible while at the same time you see that raw, lustful animal desire in his eyes. Him taking you, strong, sensual, dominate, rough, loving.

I want to be completely cherished and completely used.


Can I have this too? That sounds absolutely awesome.
Granted, my dear. Unfortunately for you though, Becky4Texas got rid of her house guest by inviting him to your special couch. You find him there singing a raunchy rendition of "Raindrops keep falling on my head" followed by HONEY! BRING ME A BEER AND A SAMMICH!

I wish I didn't have so many appointments today



Sorry SweetSadie, I'm too slow today.
Well..... she looks like she could be very naughty but in a very nice way
I could say... define weird. Funny? definitely. See the raspberry blowing forum post. Sex is fun when the mischievous mood strikes, anything new to try is a bonus.
Granted, my dear, You can stay in bed all day but.... you are in the garden bed of your neighbor, their flee infested rottweiler uses that bed for .......eeeyew.

I wish my Golfers Elbow was better already
OMG! I'm sitting here reading and almost snorted my coffee, I laughed so hard.

What's even funnier is that I have experienced the exact same thing. The first time, it was like "what the fuck are you doing?" I almost fell off the bed laughing. After regaining my composure and promising to concentrate on how it felt, I quite enjoyed it.
TITTYNOPE

noun – a small quantity of something left over
Granted, my dear, your life's cruel mistress is cruel no more. She joins a band of morris dancers who come in the night and steal all of your hankies.

I wish the forecast thunderstorm would happen.
Quote by Meggsy
I have lost control having multiple orgasms when using a Sybian. I thought I had pissed myself, and I believe I did.
I have never had what I would call a squirt. In the videos of girls squirting it always looks like they are pissing to me. I could not cum and I believe squirt with that much force.


Hey Meggsy, haven't had the pleasure of a Sybian, but I agree with you on the peeing.

I believe when I'm having an extremely powerful orgasm, more pelvic muscles come into play. The increased pressure on my bladder seems to make me do a little "squirt".
At the young age of 60, I had my first experience with a lady on Australia Day this year. There may be a story in the works ..... it was memorable.
Quote by Milik_the_Red
I'm kind of fantastical about real books. I do not lend them. I do not bend the spine. And I sure as fuck NEVER fold pages.

Next, someone is gonna say they use a highlighter.


I have used a highlighter or pencil underlined certain text... ducks for cover.

My text books, never. These are revered and have little post it notes for future reference.

Books that have been passed around a dozen times, yes I dog ear. Sometimes I find myself un-dog-earing them as I read.
BUMBERSHOOT Definitions for bumbershoot
Informal: Often Facetious. an umbrella.
You mean when the pain is gone, you've cried a bucket of tears, sworn you won't ever let anyone close again, screamed at the world because you just want to curl up and die?

I wonder if it's the memories that hold the love.
Quote by SydneySider
I'm a Windsor knot guy. Always will be. And yes, I silently criticize trump and his tie length. Way way too long.


Perhaps he's silently auditioning for a role as Ronald Macdonald, in preparation for when his world collapses.

I do love a man in a well cut suit though with a well matched tie.