You just might get it.................
Basically you wish for something, and the next person to post grants it but has to corrupt that wish, then he/she wishes, and the next person grants it and corrupts it, and so on.
(i.e. I wish for pony and then the next post could read.....I will grant it but you have nowhere to put it so you sleep with it in your bed and it rolls over and kills you...LOL!.)
I will start with:
I wish for some lipgloss......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
I will grant it but unfortunately, it is filled with itching powder and you are forced to scratch your lips off…
I wish for a Rolls Royce
Granted but it's only one foot long so I hope you like little things......
I wish for a Martini......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
I grant you your house but there are three clowns living in it.
I wish for a hug
Granted but it's coming from Johnny Depp long and hard......(sorry I could not resist Rx....lol)
I wish to swim in the ocean....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
You can swim in the ocean but you will be surrounded by sharks the entire time...
I wish I could run away from home.
Granted but you will be getting there on a donkey....
I wish for a Grammy.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Your wish is granted but it turns out to be an Emmy
I wish for a lush mansion .
You can have the mansion but it has been condemmed.
I wish for an old Mustang.
Granted but it is a real old horse that is in a small barn......
I wish for piece of cherry pie....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Granted but the friends will be stiff and the drinks will be good......heh heh....
I wish to be a ninja......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Granted but there's no work for a ninja so you become bloated and overweight
I wish for a golden toilette seat.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Wish granted but the seat has teeth and bites you on the ass.
I wish for a gorgeous blonde
granted but shes so stupid that she doesn't know how to pee in the toilet
I wish for my parents to get back together
Granted, but they will be remarried in a cannibalist tribe, and engage in that lifestyle from this point forward. By the way, stay away if you wish to stay alive!
I wish to be provided with insatiable men to have sex with me every day for the rest of my life.
Granted, but they are 5 80-year men on Viagra.
Wish - to be Queen of New Jersey!
granted but you'll actually have to live there, and who wants to do that.
I wish to be able to fly
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Granted, but only for 10 seconds so after that you fall to your death.
I wish for a chocolate milkshake.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
Granted, but as good as it looks, it won't taste right. You'll soon find out that feces have been interspersed with the milk and chocolate syrup. You'll never be able to have another one again without gagging uncontrollably.
I wish I had unlimited cable for free.
Granted! Except all the channels show uninterupted, back-to-back re-runs of "Cop Rock."
I wish I had a live-in personal trainer/chef.
I shal grant your wish but you shall die at the age of 50.
I wish for affection
Granted, but you'll get it in the form of hardcore BDSM treatment, including scatological acts.
I wish for a religious epiphany....
Granted, but being touched by his noodly appendage turns you into a hardcore pastafarian, and you can never talk about anything but the FSM, ever... even in bed.
I wish I had a mid-50s Gibson Les Paul in mint condition.
Granted, but Kurt Cobain will come back from the dead and bash it into a million pieces against your wall the day after you get it.
I wish for a trip to the beach!
You will get your trip, only to be ravished by jelly fish and crabs as you are frolicking in the surf.
I wish for some kind of company.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
