granted, your company is a bunch of possessed dolls trying to decapitate you.
I wish I had the new Megadeth album
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Your wish is granted, but you will die while listening to Megadeath when the possesed dolls that you sent to me rip your heart out and stomp it to little pieces.
I wish it was Autumn already.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Wait, wait I got it!! You will get your Megadeath album, only to discover they have started writing songs to their cats, and singing them while strumming harps and skipping in a meadow of flowers.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
You have to wish for something, Pix.
I did! I wished for Autumn!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
I will Grant it but while you experience the lovely Autumn breeze you will have to wear 4 inch heels for 2 months straight.....
I wish to go back to Greece.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
granted, but upon arriving in greece you will be saddened to find that all the goodlooking men have left greece for america, and are now bombarded by the ugliest men in all of greece.
I wish for more subscribers on my youtube channel HindsiteTV (shameless plug)
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Granted, but right after you hit your high mark of subscribers the internet will totally crash and everyone will forget HindsiteTV ever exsisted.
I wish for time to fly, but for today only.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Granted. Your watch takes off, tearing your hand right off your wrist. It hurts. On the plus side you get to wear a hook now, and be a pirate pixie.
I wish for more of that Belgian chocolate Haagen Dazs that I just had. So good!
Granted, but its gonna go straight to your hips and ass! Your gonna look like Eddie Murphy on "Meet the Klumps"! LOL
I wish for it to be way cooler here!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Granted...but it is going to snow 6 feet and then ice it over with freezing rain.
I wish summer would last forever.
Granted but now the face of the sun is cooler.
I wish to have sex with my bf whenever I felt like it...
Ling
Granted, except he's impotent.
I wish I were a professional dancer.
Granted, but it's domestic and tastes like piss-water!
I wish I had a million dollars
Ling
Granted but it will all be paid to you in pennies........
I wish to sleep a full 8 hours.......zzzzz
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Granted but you not only sleep for 8 hours, but for the rest of your life without waking up until you die.
I wish to be the fastest man on earth.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
granted but since you're moving so fast, you'll age that fast as well, you die tomorrow at approx. 3:25 a.m at a ripe age of 3728
I wish that I could play piano.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
granted but since you're moving so fast, you'll age that fast as well, you die tomorrow at approx. 3:25 a.m at a ripe age of 3728
I wish that I could play piano.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Your wish is granted
Unfortunately the only song you know is the "never ending song" good luck to find that ending!
I wish for some well deserved R&R!
Granted, except that I thought it meant Ruffles and Ribbons in your hair.
I wish I had a new car.
Granted . But you bought of eBay and turns out to be a matchbox which had only been driven by an old lady on Sundays .
I wish for world peace
Granted but now you are going to live the rest of your life out as a woman since that is the only way that will ever be achieved....
I wish for a hot fudge sundae.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
granted, but it turns out some mad scientist took you literally and on a sundAY poured hot fudge all over you burning your skin in horrible puss filled boils before killing you slowly....... wow that was morbid.
I wish I hadn't said that.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
You said it and now the scientist turns his attention to you and makes you into a fudge sundae with a cherry on top .
Iwish everyone loved me
Everyone does, but only as food.
I wish Zafia would take me shoe shopping tomorrow.
Granted, however she takes you to the Crocs store only.
I wish to live in a groundhog day where everything is perfect.
