Quote by Alys
Take your pick. In the past few hours I've been described as "unbelievable," "high-maintenance," and "obstinate."
You left out 'oppositional'..
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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by lafayettemister
How are cock and pussy any different from dick and vajaja? If you prefer breasts instead of titties or hooters, shouldn't you also prefer penis and vagina over cock and pussy?
I just prefer adult erotic terms over anatomical and school yard references.. "Her breasts were lush and full like ripe melons" beats the hell out of "Her titties hung like rancid figs".. or "I slowly teased my wife's wet warm pussy" versus "I slapped the shit out of that vajaja"..
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I dislike any nicknames for body parts or childish uses of words for organs.. like titties.. hooters.. boobies.. dick.. vajaja.. cum dumpster etc... they are breasts.. cock.. and pussy.. although I have to admit that during naked encounters I usually find myself negotiating away my principals..
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Being dominant is something that comes naturally.. you can't train it like seals.. here's a test.. next Friday night.. after a hard day at work.. serve him cold meatloaf and wax beans for dinner.. give him a 12 pack of warm beer.. slam his hand in a door.. and tell him you fucked his brother.. if he doesn't get dominant after that. put a ribbon in his hair and call him Polly..
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Quote by DirtyMartini
I would really like notification when people thought about sending me a friend request, but didn't...I mean like WTF? What changed their mind, if you know what I mean...like, was it something I said?
When you get a chance Gav, put that one in place...thanks...
Good idea DM.. maybe we can even break them down into specific categories too.. redheaded friends.. friends with big tits.. oral friends.. anal friends.. friends who aren't really friends but liked my avatar.. friends who think tuna flavored douche is a good call.. friends who will.. friends who won't.. and lastly the smallest category of all.. friends who actually keep in touch.. and it would be helpful if Gav could alphabetize them horizontally and arrange them by avatar type vertically in a grid.. just sayin'..
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Because next to swallowing.. anal sex is the ultimate privilege offered from one partner to the other.. the final frontier of pleasure.. and the truth is there is a comfort in knowing that there is enough trust between you to explore your bodies.. and yes.. anal is a reciprocal pleasure..
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lafayettemister > I would say #1 is false.. you live in Alabama.. unless you drive a tractor everyone gets a ticket..
1 - I smoke 2 packs of cigarettes per day
2 - I have gone on ghost hunts
3 - I keep the ashes from all of my past pets on my dresser
4 - I have been in every state except North & South Dakota
1 - I smoke 2 packs of cigarettes per day
2 - I have gone on ghost hunts
3 - I keep the ashes from all of my past pets on my dresser
4 - I have been in every state except North & South Dakota
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I'm going to say #3 is false.. you seem to be more of a "Real Housewives of Beaver Hollow" type...
1 - I've pulled bodies from the Florida swamps
2 - I drive a Corvette convertible
3 - I had a tryout with the St. Louis Cardinals as a teenager
4 - I have a tattoo of Bigfoot on my leg
1 - I've pulled bodies from the Florida swamps
2 - I drive a Corvette convertible
3 - I had a tryout with the St. Louis Cardinals as a teenager
4 - I have a tattoo of Bigfoot on my leg
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lol.. no actually #4 is a lie.. and all of my hits were in my last at bats.. hahahaha
I would bet that #3 might not be true for you..
1 - I am the oldest of eight kids
2 - I broke my collar bone on my 12th birthday
3 - I can undo a bra in one move with two fingers
4 - I used to surf
I would bet that #3 might not be true for you..
1 - I am the oldest of eight kids
2 - I broke my collar bone on my 12th birthday
3 - I can undo a bra in one move with two fingers
4 - I used to surf