Wife: Sorry it ended like that this morning. Have you got a break so I can come into your office and finish you off? Husband: I’ve got 10mins at 10:20. W: Ooh. I like a timed challenge. Will there be a dress code? H: Of course. How about your tight black skivvy, and the long black boots? W: Sounds nice. H: Hair out of course. W: Of course. I’m getting wet. H: Which reminds me, I want you thoroughly washed, shaved, and all...