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Over 90 days ago
Male, 59
Canada

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For some reason...Purple Rain... one of the best guitar solos of the 80's... You can pretty much get horny to anything Prince puts out...

I had a girlfriend who always wanted to have sex with Pink Floyd playing in the background...Huge fan ever since...
The Job...A cop show from Dennis Leary before he did Rescue Me about firefighters...very funny...

Barney Miller was the best but Brooklyn Nine-Nine is coming up...

Super Troopers was very funny to start... I'm looking forward to Let's Be Cops, coming out this summer...
I work shift work with long hours and tend to get moody if I`m not rested enought...
Although I love to multi task, I need a lot of stimulants to bring myself off, the highway would not be a very safe place for anyone if I did it while driving...My mind would not be on the road at all.
Since I`m an ass and legs man I may not give a very intelligent based reply on what I think based on your photo... so I will go with my first thought, which was...

Those tits look like they belong on a very young girl and I`m glad I won`t be caught in bed with them because I`d likely be going to jail...erotic, no, they did nothing for me.
I love the great debate between dpw and Audri... It was very articulate and intelligent with two opposing sides. I was really enjoying it...dpw, you really crack me up in the forums. I have to say you won this debate hands down. Audri...you were doing well until you used the ``don`t like it, get over it defense`` it didn`t work and it cheapened your debate...

As for my opinion, because I do have one...I use everyone on this site and any others I frequent, just as I am used...until I meet an actual live person in the flesh, how do any of us actually know we are dealing with the very person someone claims to be...I therefore believe we are all used to some extent...

What you lost in being in an online relationship with this male (if in fact the person was a male) was any emotional value you put in as well as your time given to pursue the relationship.

Take it as a lesson learned, time to move on because your online `friend`has...
OK, I'm going to show my age...growing up I loved the movie "The Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes"...The Dexter Reilley movies staring a teenaged Kurt Russell... I thought he was the coolest guy around as a kid... That was until Ferris Bueller (yes I know it's not a Disney movie) hit the movie screen...
Smoking is a huge turn off and a deal breaker...

I watched my father die a slow death due to his habit of smoking, I have no need to be with someone who wants to put that shit into their bodies...
I wouldn't even start by doing anything physical in any way...

I'd start with her mind, setting up for the physical...

I'd continue with the situation, creating the ambiance and setting the tone for things to come...

Once you have her in the mood and on the same page, it's time for the physical...

You all know the stories about the young bull and the old bull...well, start off by walking, you will get to running soon enough...
Nikki...I'm going to say #4 is the lie...

Mine are...

#1 - I lost my virginity to a girl who was 21 and thought I was 19, when I was 16...
#2 - I served in the Military for 16yrs...
#3 - I have a child I have never met...
#4 - I've been seriously stabbed in a fight...

Guess the lie...
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta bubble gum...
This is unique...a profile of someone who states they are a porn star, asking if we would like to do them??

Yea...I'd do you with my 15" cock, but I have trouble keeping it hard due to the loss of blood...

See, now we are both living in a fantasy world...

In reality, I would't touch you because you're obviously not real, although you put a lot of effort into your profile...good luck
Children...no doubt...intense pain, both giving and receiving, I don't find it a turn on...beastiality...male on male...chain gangs don't turn me on so much either...other than that, unitl I find myself in a position or situation I'm not comfortable being in or enjoying, pretty much anything goes...

What's your position on anal sex??
dancing...much more intimate.

WYR...spankings or bites?
She's not so slippery...and not so wet...but she is dangerous.
innocent...

ever have sex, in the middle of a field, with no one around for miles...(so you think)?
Totally agree...

It's a rush to have sex in a place where you can be caught at any moment...
What is The Hulk's cum shot also known as?

torpedo
agree...it seems to hit you when you least expect it...

good lubrication makes for pleasurable anal sex...
As I was relaxing in a bubble bath last night I was thinking...why am I in here alone?

I saw her smile, the way she looked at me across the room and...
Sex in a hotel room with the windows and curtains wide open for anyone to watch...
Guilty...

Have you ever had sex with someone who turned out to be far more exciting that you were expecting?
What is the on stain that couldn't be removed from a blue dress by any stain remover or dry cleaner??

Pole Position...
Agree...but not my favorite drink...

Being with one is pleasurable...sharing with two is intense...