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"would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

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Title got ya didn't it?

What are some of your favorite movie quotes?

And kudos to whoever knows what movie my title Is from
silence of the lamb----buffalo bill




Yippie Kie Yay mother fucker
You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but you keep missing the target.
"Why So Serious?"
Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.
That'll be the day
William Parrish: "Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say, fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who will love you the same way back. How do you find him? Well, you forget your head, and you listen to your heart. Cause the truth is, honey, there's no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not to fall deeply in love, well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, cause if you haven't tried, you haven't lived."
I see you managed to get your shirt off!
Alex Whitman: This morning I couldn't decide between a hamburger and a tuna melt. But my life made perfect sense. Now I know exactly want I want, but my life makes no sense. Somewhere between tuna melt and your aunt's tamales, life lost meaning and gained a purpose.

Isabel Fuentes: What are you saying?

Alex Whitman: I am saying- This is morning I was worried I'd met the girl of my dreams at the drycleaners and not recognised her. But you- You are what I never knew I always wanted.
It is good to be the king~ From History of the world Part One
Believe in yourself and all things are possible
"Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid." - CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
'Scuse me, while I whip dis out. Blazing Saddles

Run away! Run away! Search For The Holy Grail

They sure weren't expecting THAT shit. Ocean's Eleven (remake)

It's not personal; it's just business. Godfather

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Singing In The Rain

NO, I don't expect you to talk; I expect you to DIE, Mr. Bond. Goldfinger

I'll not be goin' to 'im in me shift. The Quiet Man
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
O'Brien: Damn it, man, what are you so hot and bothered about? Afraid she'll open her jacket and flash her titties at you? You couldn't handle that, could you?

Jenkins: I've seen enough titties in my time.

Moses: I haven't.

Fourth Chauffeur: Been a hundred years since I seen a good titty.

Moses: No such thing as a bad titty.

Jenkins: Goddamn it. There now. That's my point. The little bimbo hasn't been here an hour and all you hormone graveyards can talk about is nipples.

Moses: Didn't mention nipples.

Fourth Chauffeur: We was speaking of the titty as a whole.

My Chauffeur
"Where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch, and conspire, and plot, and plan for the inevitable day of man's downfall, the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. The day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! When the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland, out of which I will lead my people from their captivity! And we will build our own cities, in which there will be no place for humans, except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! And that day is upon you...NOW!!
But now...now we will put away our hatred. Now we will put down our weapons. We have passed through the night of the fires, and those who were our masters are now our servants. And we, who are not human, can afford to be humane. Destiny is the will of God, and if it is man's destiny to be dominated, it is God's will that he be dominated with compassion, and understanding. So, cast out your vengeance. Tonight, we have seen the birth of the planet of the apes!"
“You have to promise you won't fall in love with me.” - A Walk to Remember
"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving."
"You think too much. That is your trouble. Clever people and grocers, they weigh everything".
From the movie, Shampoo

George, the fuck-a-holic hairdresser (Warren Beatty), is subtlely propositioned by his current lover's teenage daughter (Carrie Fisher) "You wanna fuck?"

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The History Of The World Part I

Oedipus: Hey Jocephus

Jocephus: Hey Motherfucker



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
"badges?! we don't need no stinking badges!!" -blazing saddles

Say. Her. Name.


"I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"-Eddie Murphy, Beverly Hills Cop
"That's a honey of an anklet you're wearing, Mrs. Dietrichson." - Double Indemnity
"execute order 66" - Star Wars
"Why? Because it feels so goddamned good." - Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.
"“Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!”- Mean Girls
King George VI: ...a sieve of thisted siffles!

- The King's Speech