“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” He stopped midway through applying the condom and looked at me like I was stupid. His expression said it all. “Save the condoms for fucking, babe,” I explained. “We’ve only got the three.” “I thought we were gonna fuck.” I cocked an eyebrow at him. “We are…but I thought I might bring you some relief, first. I’ll use my mouth if you promise to warn me when you cum this time. Or my...