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Twofish1way
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 143
United States
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I am watching Breaking Bad, having severe PMS, lazy and not working out, irritated, procrastinating on just about everything I need to do.
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Quote by hiddentalent123
I just saw it too! A large surge capacity?! LMAO!!
Were they tan colored? They have them in underwear colors now, and some 40 year old man was rocking them!!! Surely they were super absorbency.
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Fish and chips. You are the chips. I am the fish. I repeat...AM... I do not smell like fish. I am the fish metaphorically, forget it.
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A comedian. You sure are funny, but looks aren't everything. Joke!! You have made me laugh several times.
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a Depends for men with the large surge capacity
I just saw an advertisement for those! Lmao.
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Periwinkle/ lilac satin and lace short nighty. Balmy evening. Feels great teasing my skin.
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Get a snack
Men need to eat after sex. Warm milk w nutmeg is suggested for optimal renewal. Yuck. Do eat though.
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Look at my lover and we both get these undeniable smiles on our faces. Like "wow"
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Quote by DikDango
For the guys feed your venus fly trap plants
For the girls try doing the splits on a tiled floor
What is wrong with a tiled floor doing splits?
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I will fuck you so long and sweet u will have no choice but to fall in love.
;) hope u r well.
;) hope u r well.