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What NOT to do naked ...

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cook bacon (hehehe)
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Answer the door when The Witnesses come calling
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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Go outside in the snow
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Cut back brambles in the garden...
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Answer the door when The Witnesses come calling

I've heard that's a good way to get them to leave.
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Go outside in the snow




I think she could warm you up.
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Go to 7-11 for cigarettes, I know for a fact, because the cops told me!
Lol
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Gardening!! All that dirt is insidious and gets into the most inappropriate places!!
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cook. at least wear an apron over the nakedness.
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Take your garbage to the curb...neighbors don't always appreciate ut
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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promote sexual abstinence for teenagers ...

"Just say No kids !!!"
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

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fill up the gas tank .... at noon!! hehehe
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slide down a frozen pole.
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Cut the hedge.
although a bush maybe!

Learn to fence

Offer a child popcorn
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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Play with your kitten
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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Ride the subway
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Oh!! Ride a bike...without the seat!!!!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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head into the bank to sign your loan renewal
appear for a job interview.

slide down the stair railing.

sit on a dark seat in the sun.

trick-or-treat.

try to impress your friends.

try that hot new pick-up line you just heard.

try Sumo wrestling.

give granny a kiss.
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Shovel snow...

Pick up the kids from school...
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Go to a parent teacher conference or PTA meeting
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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bend over in front of hap
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Pop to the shop.
Use any kind of power tool no matter how desperate you are to get those shelves up.
Never go up into a loft that has fiberglass insulation.
Do the school run
Cooking.
Walk the dog.
Stand too close to a playful kitten.
Run.
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Quote by BangTidy
Pop to the shop.
Use any kind of power tool no matter how desperate you are to get those shelves up.
Never go up into a loft that has fiberglass insulation.
Do the school run
Cooking.
Walk the dog.
Stand too close to a playful kitten.
Run.


that's lots!!

maybe sharing one at a time ... it's a game ....

What NOT to do naked? ..... a interview
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Hmm, would be worse giving the interviewing naked or having the interview naked I wonder???
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I'll interview you naked... Guaranteed hire!!

Greet your mother in law at the front door
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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Stand in front of your window at night with the drapes open and the lights on
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harvest honey from the bees
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Run a marathon. Oh, the chafing and bouncing!