Having just joined today, I fully approve of the idea of being nice to noobs. I'd also like to suggest that you not immediately invite a noob to chat. I've been here ten minutes and I've already received six or seven requests to chat. It's annoying. *steels herself for backlash from veteran members*
Some useful information, guys. When I put humor in a story I either do it through dialogue or else make the humor the focus of the story and the sexual element secondary. I liked your examples, gpjunk.
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