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ThisOldHippie
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
Massachusetts,

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From time to time, I've helped a friend cope with office boredom.

Often in the late afternoon on a slow day. Most recently it was between clients on a busy morning, so you never know.

One thing is certain. If you plan to play, it really helps to wear a skirt.

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No, it ain't your body, it's those 5" heels. You'll be just as fuckable without them, but you won't be screaming out the message quite so loudly.
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Just once. And it worked out for the best.

I speak a bit of French, and one summer I ran into to two college girls from Quebec. One thing led to another and they both moved into my room in an apt that I shared with another guy.

Both were attractive and, as it turned out, highly sexed. They were up for anything every night, sometimes several times a night.

What was at first a sailor's wet dream, soon became a nightmare as I found myself increasingly exhausted and unable to focus at work.

In desperation, I asked my roommate if he could help me out by inviting the girl of his choice to move in with him. I didn't need to ask twice. The girls stayed until late August before returning to school in Quebec. We all had a satisfying summer. My roommate even picked some basic conversational French.
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I'm 6'2" and once had a gf who was 5' in her shoes. It was no problem, in bed or out. (Her height, not the shoes. She took those off in bed.)
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it's two movies. the first, is fake, empty, pretty but shallow, and it's all a device.


Amazingly perceptive review, Sprite.

The only thing I can think to add is that so many of the extreme, often computer generated, camera moves and perspectives of the first half seemed intent on making the movie into some kind of 3D roller coaster ride. If anyone actually saw the 3D version, I'd love to hear how you thought it worked. In 2D, like Sprite says, it was a chore to watch.
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Caught the move (2D version) last night. The Computer Graphics were mediocre at best. The East Egg/West Egg harbor scenes, in particular, looked as if they'd been rendered by a first-year film student.

The performances were generally good -- Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, Joel Edgerton, and Elizabeth Debicki -- all delivered convincing portrayals. Wasn't very impressed by Carey Mulligan as Daisy, however.

The soundtrack was excellent, and did seem to work in an over-the-top kind of way.

Overall, I'd give it C+.

That said, if you liked "Moulin Rogue," you'll probably like "Gatsby" too.
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I presume that the fact that it's Mother's Day (in the U.S., at any rate) is merely a coincidence. He's one lucky dude!
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Started out by looking through the pulp magazines at my corner drug store for juicy bits.

Then I got my hands on a reprint of a Victorian-era underground men's magazine called "The Pearl," and that elevated things immensely. Next came the 4,000 page sexual memoir called "My Secret Life" by an anonymous Victoria gentleman and "Candy" by Terry Southern, to be followed by so many, many more.


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Cum on people, just spit it out.

Seriously, it sounds like the very definition of sloppy sex.

Then again, who's to say sloppy sex can't be insanely arousing. Guess it would depend on the heat of the moment.

Doesn't it all?
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A sixty-minute massage that starts with her fingers and toes and slowly, slowly moves to her center.
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Most bleaches are either chlorine or peroxide based -- so either way it's going to be painful. Nor is it likely to be very effective if your objective is to substantially lighten the color of the anus.
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Over the last three decades, women have been waiting longer to start having children. In 1970 the average age of a first-time mother was about 21. In 2008 the average age was 25.1.

It's probably even older today.

Statistically, your experience is atypical, to say the least.
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Seriously, toss those boys out! You need a man who won't stop until you are passing out from your orgasms. Men should please their women & not take you for granted in or out of bed!


Basically, I'm in agreement. But before you toss them out, are you sure they recognize that you have a very special orgastic gift?