I was feeling a little lonely and a lot bored on a particular night, and I decided I needed some female companionship in my life. I didn't really feel like going through the rigmarole of getting all dressed up and going to a bar or club and trying to seduce somebody, but I also didn't feel like stooping to the desperation of prostitution, so I decided to test the waters of a massage parlor for the first time. I had driven...