Why did God give more brains to men than to dogs? So they won't walk up and hump your leg in public.
While some men exploit the opposite sex compulsively and without joy, I respect and appreciate the women in my circle.
Our lives are short and complicated, and nobody knows what to do about it. So don’t do anything about it. Just take it easy, man. Loosen up your thinking, stop dragging your negative energy around and trust that the universe isn't trying to scam anyone here. Stop worrying so much about whether you’ll make it to the finals. Kick back with friends and some oat soda, and whether you roll strikes or gutters, do your best to be true to yourself and others -- that is to say, ABIDE
But that's just like, my opinion, man. Mix another Caucasian, loosen up your robe, and let's chat.
Do not fuck a stranger in the ass--and I will need my dirty undies back.
Interests I read a little, preferring audiobooks, addicted to some tv shows, and have lots of podcasts to help me survive the workday.
Enjoy your burrito. The Nerdist Keep it crispy. You Made It Weird And, as always, The Whistling Banes are shitheads. Doug Loves Movies
Yes, I read stories around here. I also chat, and love to roleplay --aka extemporaneously co-written erotica
Favorite Books "If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable – what then?"' from 1984, by George Orwell
Favorite Authors George Orwell, Tony Hillerman, Steven Ambrose, Tolkien -- I'll read some mystery and thriller stuff, but usually I'm reading something that tickles my history bone
Favorite Movies Movies are a director's medium -- Coen brothers, Hitchcock, Billy Wilder, John Ford, Scorsese, Tarantino, Kubrick, Woody Allen. I'm hooked on Goodfellas. And you can't go wrong with Bogart and The Big Sleep.
Favorite TV Shows Bob's Burgers, Archer, WestWorld, The Rookie, Better Call Saul, Killing Eve, Last Week Tonight, Barry
Gone but not forgotten: Firefly, The Wire, Justified, Sports Night, West Wing, Deadwood, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Lovejoy, Seinfeld, Mad About You, MASH, 30 Rock, Larry Sanders, Fraiser, X-files, ST:TNG & DS9, Battlestar Galactica, Northern Exposure, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Person of Interest, The Good Wife, Dark Matter, Humans, Mr Robot, Preacher, Elementary, Sherlock, Jane the Virgin, Big Bang Theory, Bones, iZombie, The Walking Dead, The Last Man on Earth, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., The Americans, Silicon Valley, and late night fave Craig Ferguson
Favorite Music : dude_abides_lebowski discord: lebowski the zen master#5963