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Syd
Over 90 days ago
Female, 32
United States

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When my boyfriend and I are in company of our funny friends (and not my family whom I live with) he will jokingly make fun at the size of his "little hammer" as he calls it in front of me and others. It makes me blush really badly because I KNOW he knows that I love it the way it is. I think that a lot of guys can be insecure about their size, but like others above me said: it's all in how you use it, not how big it is". I also find that when my boyfriend does this, it turns me on. But as for your man who is looking for pills, maybe he is not being pleased well enough in the bedroom and may need a little extra attention. I don't know him so I don't know, but give it a try. =) Maybe he is just trying to get more umph in his encounters with you, who knows?
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Hi Guys! I'm not great at asking questions, but this is one I want to know your honest opinion on.

How often are you too tired to spend intimate time with your spouse or mate and why?
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Thank you Aimee. That makes a lot of sense to me. Because I love Kenneth with all my heart, and I know I'll spend the rest of my life with him. He even said he was ready to settle down and I was the one he wanted to do it with. We will be getting our own house next year too. But those things will never make me forget that I had loved another before him. That doesn't mean I love Kenneth any less. It just means I have a place in my heart for more than just one person. You all have helped me quite a bit with this. Thank you.
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If only I could get my "mate" to masturbate in front of me, I would love every second of it. He doesn't like to do that because his hands are so callused from work it hurts him, so I don't pressure him. But I tell ya what, that day is going to come!!! It will be wonderful!
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I have not been with child yet, but I have always dreamed about the day I do and have milk. I have always envisioned it would be a big turn on to have my man suckle on me. But then again, I really don't know. I think as of right now, I would call it something I would Love to try out, and if I liked it, I honestly think it would become a fetish of mine.
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Wow, I think its just a gig to get more money out of people and at the same time making them look stupid... dont you think?
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I thank everyone for their honest thoughts about my problem. I think now that I know what you guys think, it is much easier for me to get on with my life. I know its a lot like drama but I found out today, my ex will let me go get the rest of my things he has held "hostage" because I still owe him money. He finally gave up (maybe on life too, what can I say?) and is willing to let me get the rest of my belongings I still have at his house. I think I'm finally coming to the conclusion of this love-gone-wrong relationship and now I can start new with Kenneth. Thank you everyone for your help... ~Syd
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Everyone, I have a problem, or an inner battle you could say and I'm looking for some outside perspective on this.

I currently have a boy friend, one I love very very much and honestly, can't get enough of. I know he also feels the same for me.
But, before I was with Kenneth, I was in a relationship for about 3 years with someone else. I loved him too but it never worked out because of our lifestyles and personal preferences. Although to this day, he beats himself up (figuratively) because I'm no longer there and he is sorely depressed. So I guess what my ultimate question is, is it wrong of me to still have feelings (still rather deep ones) for someone I could never be with and want to comfort even though I have the love of my life sitting right in front of me?
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...when I'm getting laid in the living room on the couch and the phone rings, first I ignore it, but then my Father calls my cell phone which happens to be right next to me... of course I have to answer, but who would have thought that my partner would stop while I was on the phone? He didn't... But people calling while your getting laid really pisses me off!
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The one thing that has ever truly pissed me off is how there is so much pretense in this world... Nothing I can do about it, but I'm still allowed to get angry right? I hate two faced people, I hate it when people lie to get what they want, and I just simply don't understand why people have to be so damn greedy! I guess we all have to endure the bad things in order to understand and love the good things in life...
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I find that in this day and age, just about everyone has sex with their partner before getting hitched... its just the way things are now... I can't go more than a few days without sex or I go crazy. So I guess all it is is we are all throwing out tradition for a... new, more active way of supporting life!
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I totally know why Canada is so much better! If no one is going to mind some language, ITS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A RUNNING THEIR COUNTRY! With that being said, maybe we all understand the disadvantage of having our current Uncle Sam in the throne seat. Just thought I'd put my two cents worth in.
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My prayers are with you both. May the Lord have mercy upon her soul and give her peace either in life or death. Only He knows best. Remember, whatever happens, happens because the Lord wanted it to. I know it is not easy, but I hope my words can give some measure of comfort to your troubled hearts. If it be the Lord's will, she will get better. Please keep us all informed on how she is doing...
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Remington is now a tiny tiny dog that follows me around all day and tells me when someone needs to be pleasured and guides me to them.
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Remington just happened to morph into a humming bird the size of a mammoth who protects my house at night. Did I mention it has a tiny pig tail too?
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Remington is the hottest teacher who likes to eat not just from my hand....
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HoneyBee is the weather ladie, she tells what the weather is like:

While standing in the rain nude:
if skin is wet=raining
if skin has goose bumps=cold
if skin is white=snowing
if skin is red=hot
if skin is shining=sun is out
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AHHHHHHHHHHH REMINGTON IS THE NEW ACHMED! WATCH OUT EVERYONE!
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Naw, the guy with the biggest gun is not fat, he is hot, (at least I'd like to think!) Shooting it was awesome... Can I borrow your gun again sometime? It had a big kick to it, wow I'm sore!
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Awww its okay. We still love you! If you wanted, I could turn you into a flying dog the size of a gorilla...that is hot pink! How about that?
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I decided to turn Remington into a gnome the size of a grizzly bear. It will make all the sweet little kids run from him. He does have a big read pointy hat to go with it too. Oh, he has only one eye too, like a cyclops....
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Remington is the one with the biggest "gun" in town. Watch out ladies! (But he really is a sweet guy, he don't mean to scare ya, he just wants to play!)
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Quote by BloodRedRose
Remington, Syd's familiar who usually ends up thrown into another dimension when one of her spells backfires.


Yeah, and you are the one who creates my spell components, you are doing a very poor job if they backfire on me! I'll use my next one on you!
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Quote by freefallin1309
Quote by Syd
Red Rose is a lowly gully dwarf walking around aimlessly looking for her true love...


Bupu perhaps?

Teninchstoryteller, you are an old wizened man who in reality is an ancient dragon with all the wisdom in the world.


Fizban?


Fizban!!! Exactly what I was thinking!!!! Right on!
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Or Remington could be my shapshifter that protects, pleases, and washes me. He also lets me ride him to all corners of the realm looking for dragons..hahaha
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We could have bonn fires and weenie dogs to eat,
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why cant we all just have a town wide orgy and everyone would be happy
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After our escapade in the park, I find out the hard way that Remington is the Good Sex Bad Sex Cop who makes nightly reports to his headquarters on who is the best sex partner in town...
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Teninchstoryteller, you are an old wizened man who in reality is an ancient dragon with all the wisdom in the world.