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At Last! The Emergency Bra!

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Creator Dr. Elena Bodnar--whose inspiration comes in part from having witnessed as a young physician the devastating effects of the Chernobyl nuclear plant disaster in 1986--is introducing the now commercially available Emergency Bra at the MIT Museum in Cambridge, Mass., on September 28. She hopes we can all "get a feel of [sic] the product," as she has grown fond of saying.

The bra is, of course, meant to be taken off, something most adults presumably have experience with. Once removed, it separates into two masks which, when placed over the nose and mouth, filter out particles that were found to be as harmful as radiation in Chernobyl.

There is also some noise of a "counterpart device for men" in the works, though the precise shape it will take has yet to be revealed. The emergency bra may work well for women, but attaining the second of the two resulting masks does require men who are not cross-dressing to beg and plead in the event of a disaster.

As Bodnar explained in her alluring Ukrainian accent when accepting the award:

Ladies and gentlemen, isn't that wonderful that women have two breasts, not just one? We can save not only our own life, but also the life of a man of our choice next to us.

Now, a year later, what was once a bizarre and intriguing idea has turned into an actual bra that can be purchased online for $29.99. Ladies, it's a sexy red and comes in a wide range of sizes, from 32B to 40C. Gentlemen, Bodnar assures us that in the event of an emergency, the size of the cup does not matter.






From cnet news. http://news.cnet.com/8301-27083_3-20017344-247.html
That made me laugh. Maybe I should get one.
It's only available in B or C cups? That isn't of much use to those with big...faces!

~ Rascal
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It's only available in B or C cups? That isn't of much use to those with big...faces!

~ Rascal



hahaha i didn't even finish reading it... the picture says it all haha
Wow, when does the version for man-boobs come out? Erm, not that I'd need one you understand......
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What a genius plan
Wow, I think its just a gig to get more money out of people and at the same time making them look stupid... dont you think?
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?
glad bras cum in two one for her the other for me................
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Wow, I think its just a gig to get more money out of people and at the same time making them look stupid... dont you think?


I think she looks hot with the bra on her face, I have warn bras on my head.
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