"Ninety-five degrees Fahrenheit? What is that in degrees Celsius?" I ask trying to do the calculations in my head. "You would think that they would make it easier and just give you both. You know what, fuck it. I don't need some so-called expert on the TV telling me its damn hot at the moment. I mean, geez, when I was living back home we had hot days but this just takes the cake."I decide to take my shirt off, hoping that...