I was at a friend's place watching the Alabama playoff game on New Year's Eve. Bama was winning big, so they went on to the party at the bar up the street. I told them I would see them at halftime. I was meeting some Lifestyle friends and they were bringing a unicorn to be my "date" since mine cancelled at the last minute. When the half ended, I went out their back door and walked along the unlit trail that circled a...