One night, out of the blue, she texted me. "Hey Jim :)" She always used way too many smiley faces and exclamation points, "I can't get my DVD player to work!!! Could you come help me?" It was the first week of summer. I was home from college and visiting my parents. I had nothing better to and she was certainly some great eye candy. 'Why not?' I thought. I texted her back, "Be right there." "Thanks!!!" Lori replied It was...