“Please give a warm welcome, for the first time, Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Lancaster!” The crowd cheered its praises as I continued to adjust my seating arrangement. Cross the legs. Uncross the legs. Twist the ankles around the chair leg. Nothing helped to alleviate the pressure that was ever present. I glared at my husband who sat next to me as he continued to applaud the couple on their new marriage. How is this man able to ge...