Costco Guy, A Tragically True Tale Of Obsession
Do you have something I can get… in bulk?You know you’re disturbingly lonely when your main social interactions become the checkout people at stores. And yes, the Target employees all knew me. But this was different. Costco guy made me feel things. Sure, his clothes were entirely handmade, Renaissance garb, but that wasn’t the full appeal. His presence could be felt from an aisle away. He was tall, muscular, and had the face and body language of the actor Adam D...