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Puppy
1 month ago
Straight Male, 34
0 miles · Florida

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I am an innocent protected puppy. Not sure what this human term horny is but I feel like getting out my sax and playing a few bars. Am I horny?
I always go out without wearing panties. As a matter of fact I cant remember the last time I wore them out. Anyone wanna dare me to go out wearing panties? haha A puppy badass in panties. Whats wrong with that picture
Very true. No fountain pen here.


TPBM: Is thinking of how much they want my puppy body all over them using my hot puppy tongue in all the right places. Puppies know how to please.
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Mr. Bean............................................ Is this a serious question???




Well Ms sandrita ...ok ok ... I confess I was just playing ... what is my punishement? I asked Liz the same thing since she quoted you. Um... but you must admit there ares ome good laughs here huh? hehe
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Well Liz ..hmmmmm .... ok I confess I was playing .... what is my punishment?
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Nice try, but I don't even believe you're a real puppy. Puppies can't type.






Awe shucks I was hoping no one noticed. What if i am very very talented puppy ..uh ..maybe huh?
indeed that's true if you mean water skiing. I live in Florida and yes the winters are not quite as hot making skiing so much more fun and energetic. I am such a beach bum when I am not travelling for work.

TPBM: Wants to take home a new puppy
Passionate, hot, sexy, and mysterious even in Narnia
haha I just wanted to give all of you an opportunity to show what class you had and actually not mention anyone. you all passed. Very very classy fun. And many laughs
When they strip and point.


Where is the most daring place you have ever had sex?
When they strip and point.


Where is the most daring place you have ever had sex?
Intelligent conversation with good food perhaps by fireplace sitting and sipping a good wine. Then sneaking through the lobby of the 5 start resort and crashing the pool area and feeling the exciting fear of getting caught.


TPBM Do you ever get massages and if so how do you approach the therapist for "something extra"?
trade trade trade is my preference but if I must pick only one then I will give
I will concur with Ardent male if i may bend a rule. I do not think he wants me enjoying any of his body parts.
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i'll pass on Puppy


Whats the matter you are not into cross specie sex?
I am a puppy. I shouldnt try to control my master and tell her what to do. I also shouldnt disobey her. I also shouldnt "puppy whine" about what she does after all she is the master. haha But in case you were wondering which of these I do anyway ...well ... yep I do them all. I may be a puppy and I may be obedient but I am still a badass cocky mofo. So I give her credit for being able to keep me under her control. No one else could possibly do that. And in case you think that because I am her obedient puppy or that I am some whimpy whiny slave you can get over on, go ahead and try to do that and see how that works for ya. Make my fuckin day!!!!!
Yes i tried to stick up for principles and I was told by upper management in a room full of them that I was not seeing things from their viewpoint. I replied that I have tried to see things from your viewpoint but I cant get my head that far up my ass. My point was not very well received but I did not compromise. I then found a better job than the one I lost



TPBM what is most outrageous thing you have done
I was driving 110 miles per hour down the highway and my roof blew off.


TPBM Have you ever fantasized with the person you were making love with to pretend that you were someone else. This takes confidence. Confidence is sexy dont you think?
Had sex in a public park just over a grassy knob out of sight but could have been caught any second if someone wondered over the hill.

Tied with that for first place I wandered into an enemy camp with an automatic rifle and two hand grenades and dared them to stop me from rescuing an american prisoner of war

TPBM Same question
Yes. It was my brothers girlfriend. I was young still living at home. She was visiting. I was in my room naked just after showering and she entered the room by accident. Instead of looking shocked and leaving immediately she stood and looked me up and down. Instead of acting surprised and covering myself I allowed her to look. the rest is history. Hey I should write a story about this true account in my life.
Granted with intense pure carnal pleasure

I wish I was somewhere hot and wet and dripping with life's passion.
If I knew what sapiosexual was I bet I am it. As for 3 hour orgasms legend has it that I can last longer than any woman has ever desired to go therefore I have done my part. If she cant orgasm for three hours not my fuckin fault.
Being sexually teased over a period of a day or even days. To be in this teased state of sexual playfullness and then WOW and I mean WOW
Being sexually teased over a period of a day or even days. To be in this teased state of sexual playfullness and then WOW and I mean WOW
He does peewee herman impersonation for side money. . He brings the house down with the shoe dance on the bar. ( da da da da tequila)
Was once commanded to remove his hands from his pockets. He obeyed and his jeans fell to his knees bringing a hush over the crowd at the sight of his extraordinary prowess.
She was very friendly with her mailman Ken. It was strange that she moved from Alaska to Florida and she still has the same mailman. Hmmmmmm
I do not think it is making a comeback. But it sure makes me cumback. I love it. I enjoy my tongue having to explore through it all to find the treasure.