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Puppy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 34
0 miles · Florida

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I told a female friend of mine that I would do something I have never done before nor desired. I will give a guy a BJ for her to watch. Damn that scotch on the rocks.
I am good with all of those places. Let me know when. hehe Actually I may be wrong but at least in my case if that ever happens (cumming somewhere on body like nipples) then it is because the female requested it. I have no inclination to do it otherwise.
I'd be cautious and then ask her if she wants to go for drinks.

Now those are two women I could drink with
I am 100% str8 but yes I would do it at her behest. As a matter of fact I have done it just because she wanted to see it. I only did it for a few minutes but I did it.
Finally being underneath Trinket and clicking her banner
He answered "I'll talk to the guys and.... let you know if we can use you on the team, we do need a rear admiral willing to take one for the team.


So she left wondering what a rear admiral would do when all of a sudden .....
a Combination between their assumption of stupidity and their over-inflated view of their ability to deceive and/or disguise. Perceptive powers are almost always victorious over other's presumption or YOUR stupidity. haha
Absolutely I would. I travel all over the country for work. I enjoy meeting new people.
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take that beautiful rose and stroke her entire body with the petals, oh so sensually



I know her personally and I know her well. Go for it. She would love you rubbing that rose over her body


As for your Avatar. hmmmmm

I would love to watch you rub that rose all over her body
Her Avatar is really her and was snapped just after a recent particularly energetic sexual experience.


Oh hey thank you by the way! I'm sorry thats all the bandages I had.
A fancy hotel room for a week with a king size plush comfy bed to rest and heal.
Absolutely ..just this morning as a matter of fact.


Have you ever made love on the floor beneath a window on a night with a full moon as the moonlight trickled in the window through breezy branches.
I didnt used to like the word pussy until I expanded my writings into erotica and now considering the alternatives I dont mind the word. I do think we as authors should take on the responsibility of creating a couple of new words to refer to the pussy. There are not enough quality and usable words that are not offensive. So bottom line I do not mind the word pussy unless of course it is someone referring to me. Then I kick ass ... uh ..huh yeah thats right I am a badass. Last week someone called me a pussy and I told him to apologize and he wouldnt. instead he kicked me and called me that name again. So I knocked him on his ass but he then knocked me on mine and I struggled like crazy to get up. It took all I had to overpower him. But I finally gained control and I made him write ten times " I am the pussy not Puppy" That's the last time that 5 year old little prick will call me a pussy.
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NOW HEAR THIS!!

I am happy!! I Am happy because I am happy. NOT because someone left, NOT because you sneezed, didn't sneeze, your dog scratched himself or any other reason than I'm fucking happy! What part of "I am happy" means any of this other shit? I am not going to do this shit with you ANYMORE! Can't a person just be happy? Apparently not. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE TO BE FUCKING HAPPY! Thank you. BE HAPPY!



Trinket? did you say you were fuckin happy? or happy fuckin? haha

I can relate. I am always happy ..I am never down or depressed ... and people are always like, " why the fuck are you smiling all the time and so fuckin energetic?" I'm just fuckin happy and also happy fuckin. Leave me the fuck alone to my happiness if you cant get under this umbrella with me. Do I really need a reason to be happy? No I dont. I just fuckin love life alright?
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I've changed my mind then. I don't want it.


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you say that here but you werent saying that last night when u were begging for it.



Amazing how long I can hold my breath]
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HE caused the combine accident, and lost his tail.



Awe shucks ...now everyone knows I have no tail. I am going to have to get asstic surgery



Chatty does everything ass backwards
I was involved in a combine accident caused by her. But OMG I would do it again.